Wainy316

Just booked mine.

It's like a fmily derby for me. My bro and the old man are dingles.

Does anyone reckon they'll still be on sale on friday?

Whilst travelling, I read 1984 and Trainspotting on the trains.

Just picked up a copy of Porno (sequel to Trainspotting), so looking forward to getting stuck into that.

George Foreman has 4 sons...All of which are named George

I thought one was called mini grill?

Aston Villa have never beaten there opening day opponenets Wigan at home in the Premier League.

Maybe open the 'well i never' thread?

I rode a horse for the first time the other day.

I am now a cowboy.

Going to see Russell Howard the comedian on friday.

Should be a good laugh. (I hope).

me too im going next wed for the wifes birthday

Your in for a treat mate.

Hilarious.

How much are Specials tickets?

Going to see Russell Howard the comedian on friday.

Should be a good laugh. (I hope).

Off to Oasis at the SoL tonight. The missus got tickets and I'm not overly excited having fallen out of love with the Gallagher boys quite some time ago. Should be good though.

Saw them saturday.

Set list was good, they pulled out most the classics so it should take you back to the time when you was in love with them.

19th July week for me.

A long wait

Really annoyed me when people started saying stuff like "I won't be watching England again until Mclaren is gone".

What kind of fairweather supporter is that? I'd rather people like that didn't bother. Yes it was a very bad period but being a glory hunter applies on an international level too.

I am a full fledged England fan.

Why not, they are my country.

I know the squad don't have the characters it used and is full of overpaid prima donna's but the world cup is the greatest football competition in the world and I'd love to see England win it.

I don't get all the anti-national team attitudes that I see so regularly. I swear it never used to be like that, or maybe I've just noticed it more as I've got older.

Bond has killed 586 not counting casino Royale and Q of S

Yeah but over a period of 40 years.

Bauer has done his business in 7 days.

Although on my N64 Bond has killed thousands.

Jack Bauer has officially killed 226 people in 7 days and 2 hours.

I think it could go either way for them.

The championship is a funny league.

For last year's Final I was invited out by 2 friends who couldn't give a shit about football. .

Gays

Who would win in a fight out of these three tough guys.

All specialise in hand to hand combat and taking out numerous bad guys at the same time.

Is it a coincidence they all have the initals JB?

Anyway I'm going to have to say Bauer.

Considering he has killed about 300 people in only 7 days of action.

Oh well I know the Ultra's always aim to stab non-fatally and many victims get it in the bum.

Well, maybe that's what they were aiming for haha. Whay exactly is the Ultras aim? Do they just stab people for fits n giggles or do they have some screwed up political aim?

I believe it is something of a marking of teritory and something to remember them by.

A bit like the old congratulations you've met the ICF thing that West Ham fans used to do.

Oh well I know the Ultra's always aim to stab non-fatally and many victims get it in the bum.

Manchester United fan stabbed in Rome

A Manchester United fan has been taken to hospital after being stabbed in Rome ahead of the Champions League final between Manchester United and Barcelona.

Italian police said that a British man was admitted to the Santo Spirito hospital with an injury to his left thigh in the early hours of this morning.

Marcello Cardona, a Rome police official, said the man reported he was attacked near his hotel close to the Vatican by four people. The fan's injuries were described as 'not serious' and he has subsequently been released from hospital. Police are investigating the attack.

Just the first?

The Times

What's the betting he got stabbed in the bum?

COME ON YOU SPANIARDS!!

That would be Catalans.

It is totally unbearable when United win things.

Barca please.

I went the shop the other day and said "Can I have a kit kat chunky?"

The woman behind the counter went to give me a kit kat chunky to which I said...

"No, I want a normal kit kat you fat idiot!"