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Rob is defiant over new piracy proposals.

Im going to watch my wedding video tonight, backwards...

I love the bit at the end where she takes the ring off, goes back down the aisle, jumps in the car and **** off!

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show.

"Look, it's not the same hat!" or "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot.

Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board. The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word.

This went on for a day... two days... and then three days.

Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back any longer and said... "Okay, I give up. Where's the **** ship?"

The old un's are the best!!

Hi General.

I visited Wembley for the England v USA game yesterday.

I went into the store there and was suprised to see that they were selling Villa shirts.

In fact the only shirts being sold from clubs outside London were Man U, Liverpool, Newcastle and Villa.

A good sign that we are getting our brand recognised!

dan le sac Vs Scroobius Pip - Tommy C

Did he spit at him?

I know he was wiping his face with his shirt, I just presumed he was trying to cover his lips from being read whilst he racially abused him?

Never watched it but from what ive heard it seems they're making it up as they go along.

Ice cold milk.

Nice cold, Ice cold milk.

Ill go with wax ear sealing suggested in the other thread.

And also, you hve very long arms.

I've got nothing goin for me. Look like the devil, pale, and long arms. Bloody hell. Might as well start advertising myself as a cave troll in the lonely hearts and have done with it .

All the attributes of a knuckle dragging Blue nose?!?!?

another reason to laugh, those stupid clapper things, so small time and annoying at the same time !!

Just like the Board

BRMB is gold at the moment

Dave Grohl?

Taylor Hawkins?

It was amazing because it was 95% written by Brian while the band were away on tour.

Most of it was recorded by Brian and "The Wrecking Crew" studio session musicians too. The rest of the band added vocals on their return.

Pet Sounds produced Mike Love's most infamous quote -m "Dont **** with the formula"

Although I'll admit its not my favourite BB's album

So not really a beach boys album then? more a solo featuring vocals from...

Not ginger.

I chose Brunette cause my wife is.

But I aint fussy really.

The poll results speak for themselves.

Remind me how many good number one singles there are in a year

IMO, quite a few.

I suppose not everyone has good music taste (like me) though. :winkold:

The poll results speak for themselves.

Put me down for an all of the above.

Having to pick, Id say the rozzers snapping them up!

The point is we dont need to sell, if Barry leaves then we should make sure we are compensated for him.

We don't need to roll over and accept pathetic offers like we have in prevoius seasons.

Anyway, Im sure Randy knows this and hopefully it is irrelevant as Barry will want to stay.

Thanks for all the comments and answers you have given us again this season its great to have you on board and we all appreciate the job you and Randy along with the rest of the Villa 'team' are doing.

Up the Villa and heres to another good season!

Its gotta be Chelsea?

Sack the best manager in euprope and appoint a nobody.

Then make sure you're favourite players always start even if it means the better players dont.

Chelsea - simple.

It seems B23's Google problems we're a little closer to home than first thought

After trying Strong City for 3 months, villab0y is really settling in to the new-found freedom.

I missed this first time round.....

Bloody hilarious.

I will renew.

1 adult 2 kids

And also, you hve very long arms.

This is not a discussion thread for chat between posters, sorry. There is a thread on season ticket prices elsewhere. This thread is for Q&A and comments for/to the General ONLY. Several posts deleted. Blandy