villab0y

Don't forget boys and girls..

Hi General,

There is a thread a bit further down where someone has suggedted a 'card display' at the Uefa home game in Dec.

Is tis something the club would consider?

Petrov.

Sometimes pick it up on the tube to avoid looking the crazy fella in the eyes..

Dear Jonathan Ross,

I've Shagged your daughter,

Who's laughing now...?

Lots of love,

Gary Glitter x

i would

I have!! :shock:

You have? :oops:

You wish!

I have standards you know, not sure you'd meet them :winkold:

Lucky for you, I have no standards whatsoever.... :winkold:

i would

I have!! :shock:

You have? :oops:

You wish!

General Krulak here:

2. Re. 3rd kit. I am now not sure we will have one.

OK, thanks for letting us know General..

I'll go for the Home kit instead!!

Spurs - small club thinks they're a big club, media w&nkfest.

I dont like Spurs but no-one can doubt they are a big club. If Spurs are not a big club then nor are we.

Are you a Small Heath fan then? :winkold:

i would

I have!! :shock:

West Ham.

No doubt.

1, West Ham

2, Spurs

3, Newcastle

Any news on the 3rd kit, General?

Im waiting for it but if its not coming I will buy the home kit instead. From the club shop of course!

Cheers

TO the tune of..Oh when the Saints..

Oh John Carew (Oh John Carew)

Is bigger than you (Is bigger than you)

Oh John Carew is bigger than you...

He likes a beer..and a lapdance..

Oh John Carew is bigger than you!

I thought she'd done it then when I saw her name as last posted....

All Angels - Singing You Through

The usual Budweiser..

Powerful boobs .

This video IS safe for work but some of the links and pictures on the may not be.

General..

Is there any news on the 3rd kit?

Is it going to be the White kit with Acorns logo on?

When is it likely to be released?

Cheers.

2nd November....

Get in!

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 2 litres of low fat milk, ½ dozen eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, ½ dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee and a 250g pack of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selection that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, 'Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you work that out?'

The drunk replied, 'Cos you're ugly.'

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

He asks, 'What are you doing?'

She answers, 'I'm moving to Sydney . I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free.'

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he's going, he replies, 'I'm coming too I want to see how you live on £800 a year'

What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??

The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: 'You're next, fatty.'

Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.

Man says: 'This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache.'

Wife replies: 'I think you'll find that is a sheep.'

Man replies: 'I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep'

General,

I phoned up Villa on thursday and booked my Ajax/Zilina tickets for me and my brother, £30 + £20....this morning I checked my bank online and see that as well as these payments they have also taken an extra £19????

I just rang the ticket office and the explained and the lady took my card details, then gave me the name of someone else who that card is registered to!!!???

They have said the girl I spoke to used my details for someone elses transaction?!?!?

Im waiting for a call back now from the manager but i am fuming.

Its only £19 and it'll be refunded but mistakes like this should NOT happen.

Ive got a yes for both Rob, mmmmm tasty...