Yup, what a failure Rafa is:
Manager
Real Madrid U-19s
Spain U-19 League (1): 1993
Spain U-19 Cup (2): 1991, 1993
Extremadura
Segunda División
Promotion (1): 1997–98
Tenerife
Segunda División (1): 2000–01
Valencia
La Liga (2): 2001–02, 2003–04
UEFA Cup (1): 2003–04
Liverpool
UEFA Champions League (1): 2004–05
FA Cup (1): 2005–06
FA Community Shield (1): 2006
UEFA Super Cup (1): 2005
Internazionale
Supercoppa Italiana (1): 2010
FIFA Club World Cup (1): 2010
Individual awards
Don Balón Award (1): 2001–02
UEFA Manager of the Year(2): 2003–04, 2004–05
FA Premier League Manager of the Month (5): November 2005, December 2005, January 2007, October 2008, March 2009
I'm tempted to make an "education in football" video and post it on youtube for some of you lot to view.