Designer1

Rodders wrote:

Ok, only gone back a few pages in this thread but has David Villa come up yet? Striker at Zaragoza, just called into Spain squad - scored some goals, they only finished 12th last year....

And just linked with a move to manure who have apparently told his club they want him

...which could lead to a certain Mr.Smith being available :winkold:

Blur are far more a progressive band, trying many different genres throughout their career.... they are a far better musically.

Mr.Rogers sums it up perfectly for me.

Not a big fan of Baseball caps to be honest.

But if he was in your house, would you tell him?... :shock:

John Terry for me. Been outstanding all season, great leader, gets goals and an excellent defender.

We also share the same taste in hairstyle :wink:

Voted for the Tesco Carrier Bags purely for the 'derby'.

Designer1 wrote:

Agree. Would much prefer Forsell to be honest, more of a genuine goal threat.

The same Forssell that Boiling Oil Face Bruce is slobbering over again?

I'm sure Good Old Mikael would welcome another stint on loan at The Sty

What ambition...............................

Couldn't give a monkey's if FistFace wants him or not to be honest (or if he was on loan there). He is a good goalscorer and we pinched him from under the noses of the noses then all the better.

Hmm sell a good player to buy a mediocre moody sod who keeps getting moved on...........

Agree. Would much prefer Forsell to be honest, more of a genuine goal threat.

I love Friday lunchtimes.

No. For a (very) short spell at Leeds I thought he was the best box to box midlfielder in the country. Now I think he's a nasty little ratboy bitch and would hate it if he came. :evil:

Dec 1971

Hurray! Another Droog. :wink:

^^^I thought you pair were older. Or isn't it actually you on your Avatars?

Bowyer, the nasty snarling little Ratboy bitch.

1971. Clockwork Orange. :wink:

first gaming i remember, is Mr Do! on the Colecovision.

Berserker on the Atari!

Having owned both PS2 and XBox I can honestly say that I love both for different reasons (just get the splinters out me arse). The Xbox is technically superior and Rev is right about the 5.1, it's fantastic and unnerving particularly when there are bullets flying around your head. :shock:

I've also played a fair bit of GameCube and am looking forward to a good session on Resi 4. Someone on here seems to like that one a bit :wink:

The only reason I would personally give the PS2 the edge is for the four weeks solid that I played GTAIII on it's rather inconspicuous release (skiving off four days from work in the process). I have been a gamer for 25 years and still nothing has come close to those four weeks for sheer entertainment and violent bliss.

So, it's obviously a very personal choice but in the end mine comes down to the bare bones of overall enjoyment. PS2 by a whisker for me.

I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy

together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe

rekindle a little of that magic.

"Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now!

I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!

"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband

that's a few inches wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that

she thought tubby bald men were cute!

"Anyway", "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" she giggled...

...so I told her to f*ck off.

Zola for me. Not only a consumate pro, he was an excellent footballer.

Got to be God for me.

I voted GB, seems to have a level head.

Anyone but angel, the clearing in the woods!

Overeaction? :wink:

Of the movies mentioned I like the look of Be Cool. Sin City looks good from a style point of view, but I always find it's the ones that creep up out of nowhere like Closer and Sideways that turn out to be the gems.

Oh, and of course anything by my man Takashi Miike.

We have to stand by Tommy. All the best keepers make ricks from time to time. Don't think dropping him and putting the Postman in would solve anything.

Steve McQueen is cooler but Newman's the better actor imo.

Two Old Pensioners

Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met.

Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember the first time I met you over 50 years ago? We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave you one from behind."

"Why, yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with a grin.

"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again and I'll give you one from behind."

The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old pensioners at it. He gets up and follows them.

Sure enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works. The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her dress.

The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips, and the little old lady reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 40 minutes of the most athletic sex the man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a single second. Finally, they collapse and don't move for an hour.

Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from his own experiences.

Reflecting on what he has just seen, he says to himself, "I have to know his secret. If only I could sh@g like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"

The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed themselves. Plucking up courage, the man approaches the pensioner.

He says, "Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody sh@g like that, particularly at your age.

What's your secret? Could you sh@g like that 50 years ago?"

The pensioner replies, "Son, 50 years ago, that f*****g fence wasn't electrified."