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Hmmm can't decide between O'hara or Silva for my final midfield place for the weekend. Silva obviously would the better option on paper but I can see Bolton keeping citeh quiet. Whereas Wolves v Fulham is the sort of game I can see O'hara having a stormer in. Decisions decisions.

Tried to tidy up down there once when I was a little younger and a little more self conscious, but just ended up cutting the biffin bridge to ribbons. Needless to say I won't be venturing down there again.

Behold the enigmatic superstars of Newport Compost

-----------------------------given--------------------------

--baines------samba---------------hangerland-----Enrique

--o'hara------modric-------------y. toure-----------arteta

--------------------bent----------Suarez-------------------

Subs: friedle, naughton, tiote, helgarsson.

I don't get the Shatner reference.

Unless, oh no hasn't has he.

Does anyone know if dignitas would accept me on the grounds of having really annoying tinnitus?

One of the noses at work was going nuts on the phone to sha ticket office today. Basically he'd ordered seasons tickets for himself and his wife and daughter. Anyway to cut along story short they'd charged him for three instead of two.

Is he a bit thick?

oh dear rob!

its a joke surely - implying his wife and daughter are the same person!

Wife and Sister probably would have been more effective. I'll try harder in future.

That invisible man has quite a buldge.

One of the noses at work was going nuts on the phone to sha ticket office today. Basically he'd ordered seasons tickets for himself and his wife and daughter. Anyway to cut along story short they'd charged him for three instead of two.

Bic, the French company who subsequently bought the rights to Biro, apparently use diamond dust to shape the ball points on Biros. Completely useless information but I thought it was interesting enough to share.

Of course it's tea. I'd have to have two japs eyes to get that sort of coverage.

The result of an early morning tea spillage.

Finding a big pile of cable outside the back of my flat and knowing that it has a very good scrap value. Sadly the mrs isn't speaking to me now on account of kitchen floor being covered in cable.

My doctor e-mailed me asking if I knew my "blod group".

I replied, "typo."

85k a week to flap about a bit. He'll be flying all the way to the bank.

Agent Mcliesh?

Rob Dorsett on SSN right now, said something about Randy had said to him in private about how much he admires McCleish. Strange, although Randy doesn't talk to the media, does he have private conversations with them?

LAUGHABLE!!!!!! He resigned by email by the way

They finally got a computer then.

Rob Dorsett on SSN right now, said something about Randy had said to him in private about how much he admires McCleish. Strange, although Randy doesn't talk to the media, does he have private conversations with them?

LAUGHABLE!!!!!! He resigned by email by the way

They finally got a computer then. As much as I don't want him, and hope the Moyes rumours are true, wouldn't it be hilarious if Mcleish got us into the top four after relegating the missing links twice.

Well said Ingram

Thank you General for bringing some sanity and prespective to this forum. As always you're absolutely correct, Marks and Spencer should do balti pies.

What it's like to be a man. Pure hell is my initial hought!

Being a man is essentially all about the balance of two major questions.

Firstly, can I maintain resolve and determination in the face of adversity to control or indeed resolve a plethora of circumstances whilst conducting myself with decorum and sensitivity?

Secondly, if all else fails, can I fit my cock into this bottle?

Now is a great time to be laying Mcleish...

:shock:

Going looking at houses today with a view to buy (all seems very grown up and I'm not sure I like it) any tips on what to look out for that you wouldn't automatically think of.

To the tune of 'this old man'

Punches girls in the eye

Got caught now he's doing time

Got his ring broke in D-wing

Their all bumming Marlon King

*courtesy of Russel Howard

Didn't think I would be but I'm actually a little gutted. Oh well Guadiola it is then.