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It's only just occured to me that Man City have managed to compile the best ugly eleven in the world.

Tevez and Lescott. Who else?

Well we all know that Milners no looker and the met office use Kompany's ears to measure wind speeds, I would go on but I fear that some would question my sexuality and grammatical compitence.

It's only just occured to me that Man City have managed to compile the best ugly eleven in the world.

Teenagers will use the term 'that's gonorrhea' to suggest that something is good.

Is that a two or four fingered kitkat? Could be a deal breaker.

obviously a four fingered but i would also settle for a wagon wheel

We could always up it to chunky if Man City are interested.

I had a dream last night that we played United at home in our first game, and absolutely battered them for 90 minutes before Welbeck equalized for 1-1 in stoppage time. We were playing the most attacking football I've ever seen us play and Bannan was MOTM .

I had exactly the same dream but Vincent Price got us a 96th minute winner.

Oh....My...GOD!!

The arms look like those shit tattoos people have. Could be popular with the players, if it's not fake.

If that's real I'm buying it for posterity.

Set up my Super Nintendo last night

Brilliant!

Bloody hell is that Sensible Soccer??!!! Had that on the master system and infact the cartridge was plug in so long that I ended up using the the case as an ash tray. Oh to be fourteen again.

Claret-body-blue-sleeves-white-shorts moves and inspires me, I think of many great Villa players to have worn it and how the design has stood the test of time and provides continuity. On a match day, when the players take their positions ready for kick-off, I love to think that this is exactly how it all looked 100 years ago.

Villa's traditional kit is the classiest football kit ever invented, it really is. I worry that Villa fans don't realise how lucky we are!

Well said that man.

If the away kit is going to be green, I'd like it to be a lime green with a purple trim and purple badge. That sounds nice.

Ooooooh get her!!!

Welcome aboard sweaty (sure I said something similar to this last year). 15 prem goals out of Holt last year can't wait to see what he can get out of Bent.

It'll be fine. As we know if theres one thing Randy and Faulkner can be trusted to do it's to smoothly hire a manager. All will be fine.

....where have you been for the last 3 years......

Its the irony and contrast of last year - when every villa was praying for the mcleish deal to hit a snag !..................

(well I suppose it did...he was crap!)

Funny you should mention irony and not detect the obvious sarcasm.

Yes- 50% of me is scanning twitter\newsnow\ vital forums - for those words 'Lambert Confirmed'

The Mrs is upstairs with her stockings on - but I can't drag myself from the keyboard ......

He was refused permission to talk to you last night, no agreement was made previously to allow this.

Yes, you may have a top manager, but you won't rest easily, he walks out on everyone....including his wife!

I thank him for what he's done here but I'm sure you'll understand when I say I hope he imploads with you.

Bitter? Moi?

If I had any tissues left I'd offer you one.

I ran out when the quit rumours started flying around too.

WBA getting Rangnick!

Decent manager

His wikipedia page says he is currently "king of the pixies".

There's six points lost in a wave of mutilation then.

It's Tuesday tomorrow.

The owner always arrives on Tuesday. Hopefully his carriage will be parked outside my window in the morning.

A new manager before he leaves again?

Let's hope so-off on holiday Friday.

Like Rob, just had a great curry. Mango Spice, Mere Green, top drawer!

A frequent haunt of mine, best curry around by far and the prawn purée starter is to die for!

Indeed it is. And tonight it was!

Helps being use to the sandwiches I suppose :winkold:

OLE GUNNAR SOLSKJAERS CLARET AND BLUE ARMY!!!

Rolls nicely off the tongue I think.

Words fail me. What a fooking crotch pheasant that man is.

Did we used to sing about Small Heath pre-2002?

Yes.

I'd walk a mile and a bit to rub his face in the shit

I can remember booing at half time if they winning.But that was when all games were played at the same time on a Saturday and we were more concerned with the opposition.

David Unsworth.....oh, wait :?

What about West Ham away

Wilfred Bouma :shock:

Oh well there goes 60 quid for a Holland shirt with printing.

Been saving up my fifty pence pieces for this one.

Let's be fair we were playing against 22 players today. At least that's what it looked like anyway.

Is there an actual point to this topic? One better become evident rather sharpish or I'll get the padlock out

Don't suppose you had a similar conversation with Terry Waite twenty five years or so ago did you?

A nothing team, with a nothing manager who give absolutely.................nothing.

Profound!

Bet they can't keep Terry out of the treatment room in that case.

Who's the saucey bit of crumpet on the Chelsea bench?

And no I don't mean David Luiz.