GarethRDR

Hahaha, I shit ye not after the opening I was just thinking what this song really needs is a big ol' stanky TB-303 riff.

Just now, HongKongVillan said:

Age checked

Gender verified

I like the Austrian lady

Due dilligence is everything.

It's got Rave in the title, there's promise...

Okay, that Brighton bit sent me.  Well played.

In hindsight, I wish we'd offered to forgo Conference League qualification and entered Eurovision instead.  Imagine the Bucks-Fizzian skirt rip we could have done with McGinn.

So... this one's just Dragula through the campest possible lens, right?

So many of the acts have finished their sets looking straight up, I'm almost convinced there's a Damoclesian-device in the ceiling for the lowest point scorer.

Anytime I see the obligatory "rapping" entry, all I can think of is this...

Time to run a powerful magnet over them hard drives, Rodders.

So, top 3 thus far for me:

1. Finland
2. Estonia
3. Armenia

Yup, that's my pick for trouser-troubling-trophy.

THAT KEY CHANGE.  Give them the whole thing.

Yeesssss now we're cooking.

Best act name so far, hands down.

Eugh, the ballads really do bore me.

1 minute ago, AVFC_Hitz said:

Is that the season they discovered Nazi gold under the foreskin of the principal?

Yup, and if you ask me Lorelai's Indiana Jones phase was far too quickly abandoned by the writing room.

Just now, AVFC_Hitz said:

I'd share an open sandwich and an episode of wallander with these two presenters. 

Ah... you're one of them season 4 of Gilmore Girls fanatics.

Got them Faraday cage tin-foil panties on just in case someone tries cloning the cards in her pocket.

1 minute ago, MachoFantastico said:

I would pay good money to see that at a Eurovision song contest. 

Sending Neil Hannon is just behind letting Thom Yorke (who? etc.) write his Eurovision song in "list of things I want to see".

Estonia the stand-out banger so far,

WTF, Silk Spectre is in this?!

It's already peaked musically with that snippet of Ace Of Base in the background just now.