OLDVILLAIN

Im not sure about kane to germany..his wife is about to drop another baby..i see him staying at spurs for another season.

34 minutes ago, thabucks said:

cheeky bid for Benjamin Sesko

He just sent me a PM and said he was only winding you  up...

1 hour ago, Vive_La_Villa said:

You can get electric ones ??  

Your way  behind the times pal...mine runs on diesel. it gives another meaning to burning rubber

1 hour ago, Mazrim said:

Villa: How are you feeling Ansu?

Barcelona: Lip up Fati...

I would rather sign Buster..

Paul is the nicest person you could ever meet...lives for his kids.

Every 10 yr old boy is going to have one of those flags now...hope duran has brought a truck load of shirts!

25 minutes ago, nick76 said:

2% 

Thats our new right back position sorted.

So we need two wingers now

If Cabbage head was still our manager everybody would have to play right back...oh the memories....we have come a long way!

14 minutes ago, jacketspuds said:

We can put the £4.36 we got for Wesley,Hause and Coutihno

Fixed that for you @jacketspuds

18 minutes ago, markc said:

Why don't Al-Nassr just admit defeat on this one and go for Harvey Barnes instead

They did...Barnes is signing for AL-NEWKIE the newcastle based sister club of Al-NASST and AL-ZHEIMERS

I love the fact that doku is from royal stock...

Coutihno probably injured himself whilst reading gerrard to saudi in the papers..

11 minutes ago, JAMAICAN-VILLAN said:

I'm exploring a move for Salma Hayek... She's not ad keen though.

Tough..she is already married to me!

and as for brennan johnson..its a big NO NO NO from me..i would rather have Diaby or Torres or both ideally

Another stellar villa signing that we wont get half of what we paid for him back..hope this practice is ended now with the new regime

3 minutes ago, VillaJay said:

Pain Torres

Dont put the mockers on him before he has even signed!

Somebody was dropped off at BHX from Valencia this morning. Aircraft positioned out immediately

Hope whoever it was was wearing a parachute....

1 minute ago, MotoMkali said:

It's actually samatta

Whats samatta with you?

Great signing.

Now to Prepare another 48 page Drama and fish Pun Thread on the next superstar to join the mighty Villa!

Just when you think this thread cannot get any worse we get bird puns....

For the love of god plz sign someone..anybody....please

40 minutes ago, Philosopher said:

Prime is sweetened with stevie

Waaahhh..The Saudis must have ground up stevie g and are now using him as an artificial sweetener..no wonder they offered him so much money to lure him in

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9 minutes ago, Demitri_C said:

According to Italian reporter  llario di giovambattista tammy was literally wrapped up to come to us for 30€ million before he picked up the injury

 

Heard that too ages ago..i think we dodged a bullet as that ACL injury he picked up was very bad according to the club

12 minutes ago, useless said:

Adama Traore is unattached and available for free transfer

Sorry but we would not be able to afford his yearly supply of vaseline

4 minutes ago, Anything11 said:

80% of this place is drivel as well

How bloody dare you!

I can just see it now....levy telling new spurs manager that he wants emi martinez and ollie watkins and he is willing to swap harry winks and 100 balti pies.