OLDVILLAIN

39 minutes ago, ferguson1 said:

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

Now that we are missing our number 1 motivator in the dressing room (Young) 

Unai emery has decided to sign Mr Bumford as a real live punching bag in the dressing room as a stress reliever.

7 hours ago, Frodo said:

For what it's worth I think will see a good Bailey next season

If you are wrong i am going to visit your hole in the ground and shave your feet...

21 minutes ago, JAMAICAN-VILLAN said:

I know the post they will come out with before even reading them

Oh mighty mystic JAMAICAN-VILLAN please tell us the future!

I heard a  rumour late last night about Ollie watkins.

 It involves  contract negotiations involving his management company...plus a HEAVY interest from one certain london club who want to nail him down early in the window.

This could be interesting if true.

The vast majority of these players that we are being linked with are Poor to be fair.

The " 25m is too much for one player" is total tosh and we will break our record this window coming.

12 hours ago, The_Steve said:

Can’t believe we’d sign all these Spanish-speaking staff and scouts to sign players in the league we don’t need. Newspapers really have no clue. 

Que?

9 minutes ago, maqroll said:

Can't trust you because you spell Villan incorrectly in your handle. 

And you spelt Troll with a q......

7 minutes ago, villaglint said:

So how does that = it’s happening? 

Who knows..players change their minds every 2 seconds..literally he could be about to sign and then poof...happens a lot..wait and see this evening.

Just now, IrishVilla10 said:

Don’t do that to us 

I have  been told that marco met with the sporting director and the CEO of PSG  AL-KHELAIFI on sunday afternoon and that Real Madrid are still in talks with him over a new contract with guaranteed play time.

That my friends is all i know at this moment in time

1 minute ago, Stevo71 said:

What you seen mate?

I have seen many things in my life..too many to mention here

15 minutes ago, Keener window-cleaner said:

We had villalad21, but unfortunately he ATE himself

Fixed that for you

7 minutes ago, est1874 said:

Listen I doubt this will happen. Surely he's not choosing Birmingham over Paris, not to offend anyone here but as an outsider (non-Brummie), that'd just be nuts. The lifestyle shift would be like whiplash coming from Madrid

The nightlife on Broad street is better than Paris! what ya talking about?

24 minutes ago, Tom13 said:

Has CJ Golson confirmed this yet

Nah he is too busy buying tickets for all the tuesday  night matches in sheffield

Lets hope that if we do sign Ascencio that our first game is not away to luton..he would be on the first plane back to spain..

Just now, Demitri_C said:

Would anyone take mane? Mujich are letting him go in summer

I know its ambitious but why not? He is unbelievable on his day.

Questions over his attitude though

I would..but it would all depend on fee and wages

3 hours ago, CVByrne said:

Ok we've a ~6% chance of finishing in the top six as we're 16/1 to do so with the bookies = 1 / (16+1) = 5.88% implied probability

According to  your calculations i have a 3.23% implied probability of my wife giving me cuddles tonight...never give up!

I am hoping we will replace (or get rid of the dead wood) these players during the window in no particular order.

Bailey-Coutinho-Digne-Traore-Chambers-Dendoncker-Sanson-Nakamba-Wesley-Davis-Hause-Olsen-Steer

That would be a massive clearout and of course leave room for us to bring in some exciting players it would also free up a lot of wages etc.

This will bite us in the arse if we dont put at least another goal past spurs

Just wait and see Wolves who were beaten 6 nil last time out turn into Prime Barcelona tomorrow and make us look like we are out if ideas

I am not confident with this one.

Just now, maqroll said:

We look impotent. 

Misread that as Important..i was like what does he mean by that? lol dyslexic ftw

Run at their defence ffs and speed things up and we will score..no more of this slow turgid tippy tappy shite

Just now, sidcow said:

Buendia 100% guarantee a goal here

Typical villa haha

With a few new players during the summer we will smash this lot into oblivion next season..its why im not worried about europe this season.

Our highline has been figured out easily with pinpoint long balls over the top..and we are second best to every 50/50..conditions are slippy but its the same for that lot..god i h ate rat boy so much..wanted to run onto the pitch and plant my boot up his smug moaney arse when he scored.