Gingerlad

Anyone who says they would hand it back is a liar. You'd keep it, you know you would, you don't fool me.

I'd give it back.

Best day of my life...

Walking down the aisle towards my wife,

Everyone smiling at me,

Vicar says a few nice words

I give her a kiss,

Then shut ****' coffin lid.

Its not about taste. Its about supporting my fellow Gingers.

Gina G - Ooh Ahh Just a Little Bit.

Guns 'n' Roses - Welcome to the Jungle.

Im leading the revolution.

Soon our Ginger gene will be in all of you.

Its nothing to be ashamed of.

I'm about 3yrs into my relationship now, and I've started to have erection difficulties.

My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: She bought me some Viagra;

And I've bought her a treadmill.

Newton Faulkner - Dream Catch me.

I'm not really into these new artisits but we mu must stick together so I will support them.

Why?

Sonia - Listen to your heart.

Simply Red - Fairground

Whats the difference between Boy George and a scouse car thief?

The scouser wouldn't have been caught and jailed for forcing entry into the back of an Escort.

double post

I'm planning something special. Ive got all the tools I need.

Keeps ya eyes on the news..

General.

Whilst the matchday programmes offer great value for money and are an equally great read, I would like to see a return of the front cover featuring players/match action etc, the current white cover is pretty dull in my opinion.