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  1. VillanousOne
    all very well introducing new blood but the old guard needs to pull its poxy finger out first
  2. VillanousOne
    We need stability Lerner needs to show some balls by showing we are still capable of actually buying some **** new players with the Milner money and appointing a decent manager that will give the side a much needed boost! I like Mac but he doesn't seem to want the job and who can blame him, we are going backwards and we need a big personality to turn this team around and weed out the crap which there is plenty of here
  3. VillanousOne
    have we ever won a game as a result of bringing on Heskey?
  4. VillanousOne
    The script today just isn't ours, it's all about the glorious Geordie return. the moment we missed the penalty i realised this wasn't going to be our day!
  5. VillanousOne
    James Milner has been WWE Champion 38 times
  6. VillanousOne
    James Milner criticised MON and no other Villa fan complained
  7. VillanousOne
    James Milner led a horse to water and made it drink it James Milner taught an old dog new tricks James Milner doesn't obey the laws of gravity
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    James Milner is invisible on radar
  9. VillanousOne
    James Milner walks to the edge of reality so can look at the back of his head while he cuts his hair
  10. VillanousOne
    James Milner's testicles dropped at birth James Milner slapped the nurse when he was born James Milner did his GCSE CDT exam in the womb James Milner has a doctorate in making the best cup of tea James Milner is the Predator
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    James Milner kissed Katy Perry and didn't rate it much
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    James Milner sweats Red Bull
  13. VillanousOne
    the moon actually orbits James Milner
  14. VillanousOne
    No man is an island, except James Milner who has an airstrip shaved into his back
  15. VillanousOne
    James Milner eats his Toad in the Hole - with real toads in a man hole, and one in three toads he eats are poisonous. and his bubble and squeak involves a real guinea pig
  16. VillanousOne
    During the cold war James Milner went to cuba and ate the missile base with some HP Sauce and a pint of mild
  17. VillanousOne
    A meteorite didn't wipe out the dinosaurs, James Milner did.
  18. VillanousOne
    James Milner is the face of 'Daddy's Sauce' James Milner has a Happy Eater breakfast named after him.
  19. VillanousOne
    James Milner's milkshake really does bring all the boys to the yard. He's got 99 problems but a pitch aint one.
  20. VillanousOne
    James Milner thinks underpants are for wimps James Milner can pave your driveway using just a suggestion. James Milner can bake bread telepathically. James Milner is so old that he once out stared Hitler. The moon doesn't orbit the Earth, it orbits James Milner.
  21. VillanousOne
    When Superted says his super special magic word that allows him to become Superted he actually just says 'James Milner' Milner was raised exclusively on Iams.
  22. VillanousOne
    James Milner once mannipulated the entire space time continium in a failed attempt to look older when buying beer from Budgens, sadly they still thought he was 14 even though he is now aged 104.
  23. VillanousOne
    if you type James Milner into google backwards and press search, you will go the BBC Gardeners World home page.
  24. VillanousOne
    James Milner invented the paperclip and the non stick spatula James Milner once made Chuck Norris cry just by smiling at his pet tortoise James Milner sweats pure activia bio youghurt on the fifth solstice James Milner will revert to the form of a wounded snow leopard on a sacred quest for the perfect bacon maize snack, the frazzle of destiny. James Milner is so fast on the wing he once nutmegged himself and sold himself a dummy which he then went back in time and gave the dummy to himself as a four year old child James Milner is also a language spoken by ancient mayans and some Belgians.
  25. VillanousOne
    I liked him and was very excited when right towards the end MON played him up front in a triangle with Young left and Gabby right. But he only gave us one maybe two good seasons and would go ages without scoring or looking like scoring, i think if he had arrived at Villa today with the team we have and MON in charge then he could have been even better. I agree not a hero but not a flop. McGrath was a hero, Dublin was a hero Balaban, Curcic and many others were flops JPA doesn't fit in either category
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