IwishIwasalivein1982

Villa manager to be appointed within 2 weeks according to Dr X

4 minutes ago, Genie said:

You should probably follow a local team if you want more derbies.

Villa are my local team

It might not be that good if we get promoted. There won't be any other Birmingham teams for derbies in the prem in the 2017/18 season

Anyone worried about potential renaming?

So our choice for the opening day of the season mosaic (yes there should be one) should either be

The Chinese: What a great bunch of lads

Or

Bugs bunny: What's up, doc?

I probably won't be on here any more. Made a few promises that I didn't excpect I'd actually have to keep. 

If you need me I'll be doing missionary work in Africa

Honestly I'd like Hollis to still have a role at the club after. He's done a fantastic job clearing up the useless board members.

2 minutes ago, PieFacE said:

The price of the sale is irreverent. Just need to get Randy out ASAP. I'm at the "anyone is better than Randy" stage now. 

What if David Cameron buys us an moves us to Upton Park?

So we're worth two Bentekes now?

41 minutes ago, HeyAnty said:

I heard they have no intention of playing football at Villa park but instead are for using it to store loads and loads of imported cheap steel.

At least we'll have a solid defense then

Pulis would not get hs up. He'd take us to a comfortable mid table finish playing the most boring football in the league 

I'd rather get relegated to league 1 than have Pulis as a manager 

20 hours ago, dounavilla said:

3pm streams.

That is all.

 

Oops.  I ment will miss.

Honestly next season will be one of the only seasons in recent memory when buying a season ticket will be worth it.

West Brom.

Oh goody. Another FFP disscusion.

Can't wait for all this to be over.

Paul Lambert will leave Blackburn at the end of the season

12 minutes ago, sne said:

You do?

Great, I could use some Help.

You should have asked yesterday.

9 minutes ago, mykeyb said:

He could give them to Yellow Coats and have them working as Stewards on matchdays.

Well they probably wouldn't put any effort into it so there's less chance of fans getting kicked out.

When's the arsenal - blackburn game?

1 minute ago, osmark86 said:

I heard he invented MySQL

Then I doubly hate him

I actually brought the club today for £1.50 and a packet of doritos. 

My first order of business is spending the parachute payments of birthday parties for Jack and Gabby. Black will be permanent manager. 

9 minutes ago, trekka said:

Definitely not Gruber.  I'm thinking more like the baddie in Moonraker.  

 

 

(or maybe not)

you're not thinking of Rob Lowe in Waynes world are you? (long shot I know)

18 minutes ago, sne said:

He looks just like the baddie from an late 80's - 90's action flick.

Driving me mad that I can't find what movie it is.

Anyone has any idea?

Yeah deffo Hans Gruber from die hard 

R.I.P Alan Rickman

Just now, Wainy316 said:

Why does everybody seem to want to buy us now we're relegated?

because now randy knows his asking price was rediculous

The phrase "Too good to be true" comes to mind.