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Yep.......... nothing more original than Mickey Mouse.

Agreed it could be a bit difficult to sing, maybe i will record it and get The General to stick it on the PA..........

Also with the air-pistols they use it would be harder to miss the target.......... they need a contestant like Del-Boy when he pulls the sawn off out of his van.

Yes.......... my one on the previous page No other song comes close to it.

That cycling one where they go slow around the track for an eternity before going like the clappers for the last 200yds............. why not just have a 200yd sprint race? without they fannying around. I'd also like to see razor wire along the top of the hurdles............. make it a bit more interesting.

One for the Liverpool game........ We pay for your dole We pay for your dole You scrounging bastards We pay for your dole

To the tune "When the Sun Goes Down" They said who's that winger there Watch him going on a run He has got magic in his feet When they see all the skills he has Defenders cannot sleep Others feel so insignificant Just who is that Villa man He only needs a half-chance And he's the hero of the fans You can see it in his eyes, yeah That he gives it all he can Running at your defences And i've seen him cheer up a dark night And dance around defences like they were shite Other clubs would love him but he's villa alright Cause he's Ashley don't you know I said he's Ashley don't you know! So now he's got defenders wishin That they had never come to the ground On their asses they'll be sitting When our Ashley turns them inside out He makes chances out of nothing Just a quick look up and a chance is likely He scores goals where others couldn't Defenders wonder what his next move might be What his next move might be Yeah,His name is Ashley and he's England bound His name is Ashley sing it all around His name is Ashley he sent the noses down Right here.

Hello General, May i just say that i appreciate the work that Randy, Martin and yourself have done for the club in the last 2 seasons. Of course i want the club to be "up there" fighting for the title and European Champions league wins but i know that will not come over night. Unlike some on this thread i know that Randy does not dictate the play re - transfers like a certain Chairman in London. It seems to me that a few people seem to believe the media and gossip in their lunch-hour than what yourself and the club have to say. It amazes me that people seen to think that just because Randy is a wealthy man then we can just attract the top players, it is unfair for him to be expected to pay some over-rated player an obscene amount of money just because he can afford it. But i also believe that if MON asked him to make a player the richest in the world to get him to sign for us he wouldn't deny him. As for the Barry saga, i think that Liverpool and Barry's agent should be utterly appalled with the way they have acted. It is simple supply and demand logistics, Villa have an asset that in todays market is probably worth 8-10 million........ however they do not wish to sell him and have no desire to sell him, so Liverpool decide they can just come and take him but MON says "No, we do not need to sell him, but if you really want him then the fee is 18million" I see nothing wrong in this. One last thing General, as a Villa fan now living in Aberdeen, it's not often that i get to see many matches apart from the odd occasion that i am back home. I was at the Odense game as i was visiting my new nephew and i will be down again in September to visit another new nephew......... so i was wondering any chance of a pre-season game next year against Aberdeen? I would love to see the look on the faces of my workmates when Ashley Young scored his 7th of the game.

A little re-working of Liverpools "Won it 5 times" chant....... To be sung when we play then......... OVER THE ODD'S BY 5 TIMES OVER THE ODD'S BY 5 TIIIIIIIMES FOR GARETH BARRY OVER THE ODD'S BY 5 TIMES or for GB himself Have you cashed a giro yet? Have you cashed a giro yet?

How about a tribute to Olof for his final game at Villa Park iInstead of HI-HO ASTON VILLA maybe everyone could sing HI-HO OLOF MELLBERG OR THANK-YOU OLOF MELLBERG?

This one is simple but could be very effective "Doctorin The Tardis" by The KLF JOHN CAREW-EWWWW HEY JOHN CAREW JOHN CAREW-EWWWW HEY JOHN CAREW JOHN CAREW-EWWWW HEY JOHN CAREW JOHN CAREW BIG JOHN CAREW Also we could taunt the nose's on sunday with this reference to the win their hovel earlier in the season "Bad Day" by Daniel Powter Where were your goals when you needed them most? You gave it a go but the game was still lost We didn't see Blue flags fly that day We just saw Noses slope away And thankyou Ridgewell for your goaaaaal We have the highs and you have the lows The Championship is where you will go Gabby terrorised you all the time You hardly breached our back line Did you see old Ridgewell Goooooooooooo Cos you had a bad day You went a goal down Kapo and Forsell couldn't turn it around When you got your goal Our passion didn't die We gave you a smile as Gabby rose high You had a bad game You had a bad game

To the tune of "You Are My Sunshine" You are a Bluenose A dirty Bluenose You're only happy on Giro Day Your Mom's a stealer Your Dad's a dealer You've only come to watch Villa play!! To the chrous of "Fernando" by Abba He's so fast he's out of sight On the left and right oh Ashley He was beating you in two's and three's And with such ease oh Ashley!! To the tune of "We Shall Not Be Moved" He'll be it He'll be someone's bitch He'll be it He'll be someone's bitch When Sullivan goes to Wormwood Scrubs He'll be someone's bitch.