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I’m completely unqualified!!

My only resource is VT!!

On 22/01/2019 at 15:12, bickster said:

The missus just came downstairs and asked if I had internet on my machines, I told her I did.

"Well I haven't got any internet on my PC, what have you done to it!"

"nothing"

"Well, you must have!"

I trudge upstairs to have a look.

I tell her she has no wifi adapter

"I've got no idea what that is, you must have done something with it, I wish you'd leave my computer alone" (I borrowed the keyboard one-night last week when she wasn't using it and replaced it the next morning)

I asked her where the USB device that used to be in the front of the machine was?

"I didn't want your memory stick in my PC, so put it away to be tidy" 

I inform her it wasn't a memory stick and go back downstairs

She's now trying to remember where she tidied it to

All my fault obviously 

 

This is great for so many reasons 

Telly Savalas looks at Birmingham 

13 minutes ago, mjmooney said:

It's lacking a 12-string and a mandolin. 

9 minutes ago, Xann said:

Fretless too.

It would be a right ballache to play any neck under the Jaguar.

Needs a keytar to be really complete!

14 minutes ago, villalad21 said:

 

For sure a weakened team without Son and Kane

I know it's computer generated but having them all appearing to be exactly the same height makes it look really weird.

7 hours ago, Demitri_C said:

There was a massive crowd there today as well to witness the, lose 1-0. I would have really enjoyed that ah day we won today ffs

Just started rewatching the Sopranos with the missus as it's the 20 year anniversary. (Last watched it about 15 years ago )

Still holds up although it's a lot slower than I remember. Characters are completely engaging.

13 hours ago, maqroll said:

Is it on Netflix?

VPN brother 

On 12/01/2019 at 07:46, theboyangel said:

 

this sums up some of Matt Goss’s pearls of wisdom 

well worth a watch and still available on BBC iPlayer. 

At times you can’t help but think it’s a wind up but they’re as genuine as they can be (but totally lost in their own showbiz/sibling rivalry worlds). 

Compelling viewing. 

Watched this the other day - dear lord: 

This is what happens to people when they have smoke  blown up their arses for years and every whim is catered to. It's exacerbated if they aren't that intelligent to begin with.

1 minute ago, jim said:

Guilt edged 

Are you Catholic ? 

Come on lads

What a waste

Just now, romavillan said:

GREAT TACKLE from Taylor

He’s visibly grown in confidence today

1 minute ago, Robtaylor200 said:

Come on lads get he job jobbed 

Dem?

4 4 **** 2

1 minute ago, Robtaylor200 said:

We could go 8th if we can complete the come back

Oooh the heady heights of 8th! 

10 minutes ago, briny_ear said:

Big moment now for Smith I think. If he can turn this round and get a win it could reboot our season. 

It’s the hope that kills you 

Taylor can’t even throw the ball in to a Villa player 

Crowd turning

Allardyce?

7 million - LOL

Ffs

If a goalie comes that far he’s got to get it. Kalinic nowhere near that

On 16/01/2019 at 15:36, Chindie said:

 

Can't wait! And there better not be any bloody women in it!