chrisp65

I know what you meant - that was the best I could do with what I had on my phone.

There's one person on my twitter feed, used to post perfectly good shots most days of the weather off the coast. A bit of tree line, a sea horizon and clouds. Straight photo, lovely.

For some reason she's now spicing it up with every **** trick her new **** software allows AND putting little **** clangers or moomin figures in the shot.

She's one moomin looking at a plate of toast from being unfollowed. Sorry mum, but that's how it is.

@tarjei took this one on Saturday night, Borderline Manette Street, Soho, just thought I'd share.....enjoy!

didn't put it in the gig thread as I was embarassed

Personally I wouldn't bother replacing the manager if / when he's gone. The players earn enough to organise themselves. I'd spend the money on some more suits in the boardroom. Nigel Kennedy's mum and that bloke Wilson from Castaway are obvious candidates.

I've been known to have a burger from Five Guys, but only when it's on an expenses trip out.

Too pricey for 'just a burger' for spending my own money. 

I did actually start an Island Noir novel, but spent more time working out the sound track for the film rights.

Starts with a murder (obviously). All you get is a close up panning shot of male legs, in grey suit trousers and sensible black shoes being dragged across a high shine pristine white tiled kitchen floor. Pristine other than the copious bright red blood trail the body dragging is creating. Like a mop, through letterbox red paint.

This, whilst 'Amo Solo Te' by Caterina Valente is playing. There'll need to be some basic end credit thanks to Xann there.

The vicar would be played by Ruge, and Useless would be a celebrity chef with an addiction to poppers. Tony gets to shag a cross dresser, and kind of knows it before he even gets started.

Yeah, easily distracted....

If only Ed had eaten a useless sandwich, things could have been so different.

3 minutes ago, useless said:

I don't like sandwiches and I don't like bacon. With most recipes I'd rather just eat the ingredients, I'm just not that extravagant when it comes to food.

extravagant!

all you've got is a **** plate, and given the way this has gone, I suspect that's actually a piece of wood, and I suspect that's still in the tree, which presumably you haven't planted yet as you don't like disturbing the earth

any excuse for another play of this

so, just plain bacon?

would you cook that, or just go straight off the pig?

Atlantic Cafe down the dock behind a couple of lock ups. Best full breakfast, best bacon sandwiches.

As for butter, or sauce, or lubricant. you get what you're given, sit down shut up they'll bring it over when they're ready.

1 minute ago, Dr_Pangloss said:

More likely worried that some will be 'offended' for religious reasons, since Gambling is forbidden among the 'established' religions.

yeah, probably banned by europe too, the belgian bastards

Yep, techno viking, the longer version on youtube is still worth a watch once in a while.

**this is not a pop at rules Limpid and the mods (shit band) have to constantly try and watch for, just an observation:

The techno viking gif is, I think, completely ok with the rules you can see by following the links. But it's a bloke with more skin than clothing showing and doing a bit of a dance. I suspect, that if that was a female, in a bikini top, so therefore more covered / less skin then it would not be acceptable to some advertisers.

Not the fault of VT, just fascinating, the world we live in.

2 minutes ago, AvfcRigo82 said:

To be honest I wouldn't believe another word that comes out of the mouths of RL, TF or SH again!

 

It's a real problem for Randy. He has to keep employing new Krulaks to give the message that 'we' are all hurting and behind the scenes things are changing for the better and nobody feels it more than Randy and previous managers left us in a mess.

I guess we'll eventually get to a point where he has to hire another stuffed suit to trim down the number of apologist stuffed suits he's hired.

7 minutes ago, Xann said:

There's plenty of utter shite in here already, do we really another genre thread?

That's borderline post on poster.

If Rob chooses to report you for calling his music utter shite, you've only got yourself to blame.

1 hour ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said:

Trying to get people to come to my birthday party,  typical of me to pick a day where everyone is going to the seaside.

If we're starting again, then let's go back to the start.

Originally posted by some bloke called Tim Berners Lee, 2nd January 1990

tea is just coffee, but for poofs

thought we had

looks like we got

would now settle for

Does nobody in this **** thread just listen to Elton John or Olly Murs?

Bunch of poseurs and gristle heads.

1 minute ago, BOF said:

That's a terrifying thought, and one that has gone through my mind.  That's how bad I think this chairman and general situation could be.  We could be the giants of League One in 5 years, fondly remembering being 2-0 up against eventual League Champions Leicester City until Tim Sherwood happened

Without wishing to bring football in to general chat, I do believe that our dear leader is so utterly incompetent that he would rather leave something to rot to nothing than sell it for less than he considers it to have once been worth. 

I bet he has a lock up somewhere with an old MG or Beetle in it. He wants to sell it for £15k and no offers, because that's how much it was valued at when he had it resprayed back in '98.

It's mostly just rust and a rats nest now, but look at these pictures of when it was shiny!

1 hour ago, useless said:

Something doesn't have to cost as much as gold diamond bar for it to be too expensive for me, would be nice to have that luxury.

14 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said:

i get in from work today and the missus says right then we are getting married on the 27th of march. all booked and sealed 

TV rights to Channel 5, Hello magazine to organize event security to make sure they have the front page exclusive.

Don't forget us once you're famous.

Let us know where you put the wedding present list and we'll send Limpid there to sort out something from VT. 

Have to be fair, it is very good, just played it through and really enjoyed it. Issue 2 will be £9.99 apparently, so I'll try and pick that up as well (Coltrane: Blue Train).

But hey, back on the usual now...

at £4.99 I decided it was worth a go...