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Super Frank.

Ashley Cole has got back up, the offial word on wether Cole will play or no is "we'll see". And Villa finally got a mention, they drew comparisons between Jose/Saunders leaving, then somebody else from the club coming in to take the to the European CUp Final.

Just watching the preview show. They held up the trpohy and had a look at the names of all previous teams had won it. They pointed out Forest, and the 'heroics' of Liverpool in '05 and United in '99. Guess which English team never got a mention?*rolleyeyes smiley here*

They also showed the most ridiculous tackle in training I've ever seen. 24 hours to go until the Champions League Final and Makelele went in 2-footed in Ashley Cole! What on earth was he thinking, no Cole is a doubt for the Final.

As a football fan I enjoy watching other leagues. The SPL is pretty crap, but the Old Firm games are superb, when it comes to Scottish competition - Celtic.

I prefer cheats and tossers to the Welsh, so Pompey it is.

CVB, there's a big difference between booing him and not clapping him. Booing a former player who gave a great service to this club is insulting, especially if they try to leave in the best way possible. He's not done a Yrokie and basically insulted the club on his way out, stamping his feet demanding a move. So he deserves respect upon his return. But to boo him, well.. I think you just doslike Liverpool and are annoyed that will be his likely destination.

You lot make me sick. Leaving us now to go to Liverpool would be the most traitorous thing anyone has ever done to this club. I will boo him forever, even if he became a coach or a manager. I will never forgive such treachery.

Mellberg beats him, comfortabley. Left on a free of all things, didn't even get anything for him!

Played 10 years for us, quite high up on our appearance list, genuine bloke. At least he's not done an Henry "I'm staying, blah blah blah" then **** off, he's admitted he's thinking it over, so he's honest. We'd also get a fortune for him.

For those that would boo him, surely Mellberg will receive the same treatment, yes? Played less games, left on a free. Surely that's worse! But even he's a legend.

I'm guessing Warnock said the ref was to blame for their defeat?

Surprisingly he was gracious in defeat, at least by his standards. Applauded McIndoe's goal when it went in and just said stuff like his team couldn't have given any more in the game and that he's proud of them.

Very un-Warnock like.

That video is superb!

Relegated and back where they belong

The scummy fans have ran onto the pitch and wrecked the place apparently

LMAO! That's hilarious! Just shows what a bunch of clearings in the woods them lot are. Pathetic.

Relegated and back where they belong

The scummy fans have ran onto the pitch and wrecked the place apparently

LMAO! That's hilarious! Just shows what a bunch of clearings in the woods them lot are. Pathetic.

100 years and won **** all SMALL HEATH SMALL HEATH

The laughing stock of football SMALL HEATH SMALL HEATH

They changed they're name

They're Still the same

And now they're going down again

SMALL HEATH ALLIANCE, BIRMINGHAMS SMALLEST CLUB

la la la la la la la la la.....

Really amazing. it's a shame to read all these great song ideas, only to never get them started!

Palace for me, Warnock's done a good job there.

ashley young young young

reo-coker, maloney

ashley young young young

stiliyan petrov & barry

john carew, salifou

martin laursen & gabby

bouma, davies, zat knight

and they made city look shite

That's bloody brilliant!

At Swedish football matches if there's a chance, where we would go "oooo" in England, they make a sort of "eeee" sound.

That looks wrong now I've written it but I'm sure I remember it.

I've noticed things like this. Like when a goal is scored in the Premier League, it sounds completely different than when a goal is scored in, say, La Liga.

Similar to above but to the Torres Tune:-

100 Years and Won **** All

Small Heath, Small Heath

100 Years and Won **** All

Small Heath, Small Heath

They changed their name

They’re still the same

And they’ll be going down again

Small Heath Alliance

Birmingham’s smallest club

I like it.. except I'd change the 2nd "100 years and won **** all", for something else, not sure what though. Any idea's, anyone?

Also we could taunt the nose's on sunday with this reference to the win their hovel earlier in the season

"Bad Day" by Daniel Powter

Where were your goals when you needed them most?

You gave it a go but the game was still lost

We didn't see Blue flags fly that day

We just saw Noses slope away

And thankyou Ridgewell for your goaaaaal

We have the highs and you have the lows

The Championship is where you will go

Gabby terrorised you all the time

You hardly breached our back line

Did you see old Ridgewell Goooooooooooo

Cos you had a bad day

You went a goal down

Kapo and Forsell couldn't turn it around

When you got your goal

Our passion didn't die

We gave you a smile as Gabby rose high

You had a bad game

You had a bad game

That really is good, mate. Works very well.. seems a bit long to catch on though, but you never know!

P.S. Welcome to the forum.

I think that's pretty good actually, BcV. A comical line like your shitting the bed one, is usually what helps a song to get noticed.

whats the new carew song????

The new Carew song is to Agadoo

John Carew rew rew, he's bigger than me and you

John Carew rew rew he'll score one then he'll score two!!!

It is not to Agadoo mate

Que sera sera(sp)?

Correct. (thing the spelling is, also.)

This turned out okay for us then. 2 points gained on Everton, with Blues only managing a draw and Fulham/Bolton winning, they're still ion the shite.

Blues to win.

What happens to Villa comes first, what happens to Blues comes second.

There's a prison in the town, in the town

Karen Bradys going down, going down

And Sullivan is wrestiling in the mud

'Cause the Blose are going down, going down

That really is superb, hearing that on April 20 would be fantastic!

That's much better heystally! works perfectly, nice job.

Chelsea. I certainly don't want United to win the league, and there's no way I want Arsenal to win it. I'm sick of all the anti-England talk as it is, I couldn't imagine it if they won the league with their lack of English players.