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I was randomly searching on YouTube and found this. I was very young at the time (6 I think) so I don't remember it or anything. Just thought I'd post it for happy memories! (Sorry if it's been posted before!)

It's highlights of both legs against SHA in our 93/94 cup winning season.

Randys a magician, he's got a villa tat,

and when he came to villa, he thought these lot are crap,

but then he signed o'neil, young and reo too,

we will shit on city and then we'll beat man u

(tat as in tattoo - cos randys apparently had one done)

TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK

Top quality, I really do like that one.

S. Carson:

(To tune of "Quando, Quando, Quando")

'When will you sign up for us?

Tell me Carson, Carson, Carson.

We are gonna win the league,

Please don't go back to the Scouse.'

M. Laursen:

(To tune of "I Can't Get No Satisfaction")

'Doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo,

Doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo,

You can't get past, Martin Laursen.

Pure Danish class, Martin Laursen.

And they've tried, and they've tried, and they've tried, and they've tried,

But they can't get past...'

I. Osbourne:

(To tune of "Cecelia")

'Oh Isiah,

You're breaking up play, you're better than Claude Makèlèlè.

Oh Isiah,

I'm up to your knee,

You're twenty foot three you're a giant'

(To tune of "Vieira")

'Isiah, woah-oh, Isiah, woah-oh,

Look up and you will see,

He's bigger than a tree,

Isiah, woah-oh, Isiah, woah-oh...'

C. Gardner:

(To tune of "Amore")

'He's genuine class,

He can volley and pass,

Craigy Gardner.

He covers the grass,

He'll put you on your ass,

Craigy Gardner'

N. Reo-Coker:

(To tune of "Rooney, Rooney...)

'Reo, Reo...'

A. Young:

(To tune of "There's only one...")

'Better than Ronaldo,

Ashley's better than Ronaldo,

Better than Ronaldo,

Ashley's better than Ronaldo'

G. Agbonlahor:

(To tune of "There's only one...")

'Faster than a cheetah,

Gabby's faster than a cheetah,

Faster than a cheetah,

Gabby's faster than a cheetah'

More to come, I'm tired!

Very nice, particularly like the Isiah 'Vieira' and Gardner 'Amore' ones.

It's actually funny reading this. Tell me who is making good signings?

United have spent £50m on an average midfielder and two young players that've never proved anything.

Arsenal have spent a fair bit on a nobody up front, to replace Henry - Laughable

Milan spent £15m on a 17 year old kid!

Barcelona have bought Henry, who doesn't even fit into their team!

We're expecting too much in my view. Reo-Coker is a top player, he proved he can take on the Worlds best against Inter, I don't care if it was a friendly. That means we both didn't try and STILL beat them.

We've got to believe, unlike some losers who are actually insulting MON. Go and support the Blues if you want to see dozens of wasteful transfers.

Reo Coker=top player? Get your coat and apologise to your mother when you get home.

Being able to run around alot and look busy does not a great player make!

Ask: Gerrard/Henry/Scholes/Essien/Giggs etc,etc.

Who wants wasteful transfers?

There is plenty of good buisness being done out there and non of it by MON.

NRC=Overrated and overpriced#

Harewouldn't=Just wrong in every possible way.

Gerrard, Henry, Scholes, Essien and Giggs all play for Champions League teams!

Reo-Coker took West Ham from the Championship to an FA Cup Final! He was West Hams only player last season (Don't anybody say Tevez, my nan is better than him).

Funny how you mention Essien, he only cost 4 times the price of Reo-Coker, he does 4 times less also, except fouling of course.

On this subject, everybody that doesn't want Reo-Coker. Who could we have got for £6;5m that is better than him, I want names!

@ClaretBert

Last time I checked 16th wasn't better than 11th. Well, it's either my math skills, or you're an idiot.

It's actually funny reading this. Tell me who is making good signings?

United have spent £50m on an average midfielder and two young players that've never proved anything.

Arsenal have spent a fair bit on a nobody up front, to replace Henry - Laughable

Milan spent £15m on a 17 year old kid!

Barcelona have bought Henry, who doesn't even fit into their team!

We're expecting too much in my view. Reo-Coker is a top player, he proved he can take on the Worlds best against Inter, I don't care if it was a friendly. That means we both didn't try and STILL beat them.

We've got to believe, unlike some losers who are actually insulting MON. Go and support the Blues if you want to see dozens of wasteful transfers.

Does anybody here realise Harewood scored 16 LEAGUE goals in 05/06?

I'm hardly his biggest fan, but that's an impressive haul, how many players have we had do that in recent times? Juan had a good year, but I think that was only 15 league goals. He has proven he can score, just give him a chance. If Tevez is worth £40m, Harewood is worth £60m, he's proved more at West Ham than Tevez did.

Whats the tune for that chant?

Very funny.

I dunno, pick your favourite.

Does anybody here realise Harewood scored 16 LEAGUE goals in 05/06?

I'm hardly his biggest fan, but that's an impressive haul, how many players have we had do that in recent times? Juan had a good year, but I think that was only 15 league goals. He has proven he can score, just give him a chance. If Tevez is worth £40m, Harewood is worth £60m, he's proved more at West Ham than Tevez did.

Thanks alot for the NV, great read.

sorry but whats the paok chant :?:

PAOK Chant

Here is my try at the PAOK chant...

Ohhh, We are Villa,

Aston Villa, Claret and Blue...

We have a PROUD HISTORY,

And we won the Euro Cup...

We have a BRIGHT FUTURE,

And the only way is UP...

It is definitely a match to the tune.

(I know it was posted a month ago, but I'm new!)

I've probably got to say that's the best I've seen so far. the PAOK chant is probably my favourite ever, and to put Villa to it is superb. It tells us who we are. Involves our new slogan AND has our greatest acheivment mentioned. Awesome stuff!

Great job Granto!

Cheers KSW...tough chant to get going really, but reckon it would be brilliant. Unfortunately I live in Singapore and only get a chance to get over for a couple of games each season, get it going son!

I sing, I'm not much of a chant starter, though. :oops:

Would be better to try and get things going during away games. Hopefully some of these catch on they'll be great, but hey, every chant starts from somewhere?

Here is my try at the PAOK chant...

Ohhh, We are Villa,

Aston Villa, Claret and Blue...

We have a PROUD HISTORY,

And we won the Euro Cup...

We have a BRIGHT FUTURE,

And the only way is UP...

It is definitely a match to the tune.

(I know it was posted a month ago, but I'm new!)

I've probably got to say that's the best I've seen so far. the PAOK chant is probably my favourite ever, and to put Villa to it is superb. It tells us who we are. Involves our new slogan AND has our greatest acheivment mentioned. Awesome stuff!

Great job Granto!