sparky

Simpsons all the way!

Ive voted to keep the current shield. Dont get me wrong I absolutely love the old round badge but thats just it - it looks 'old'. I think the new badge, is fresh and clean and is one of the better looking badges in the league.

Just me 2p

Picking up more money than he would at Villa, at a better club probably.

there are NO clubs better than Villa, Bigger yes - better NO

He would be a good signing at around 500k - any more than that and I would look elsewhere.

Out of that list - id say none.

Now dont get me wrong they all do have their merits and if ANY of those listed did come to villa they would get my full support. But if I was the Villa manager I wouldnt be looking at any of these. Im not sure who I would want though

Angel

who? *cough*

Tony Blair is visiting an Edinburgh hospital.

He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness and greets one.

The patient replies:

"Fair fa your honest sonsie face,

Great chieftain o the puddin race,

Aboon them a ye take yer place,

Painch, tripe or thairm,

As langs my airm."

Blair is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient.

The patient responds:

"Some hae meat an canna eat,

And some wad eat that want it,

But we hae meat an we can eat,

So let the Lord be thankit."

Even more confused, and his grin now rictus-like, the PM moves on to the next patient, who immediately begins to chant,

"Wee sleekit, cowerin, timrous beasty,

O the panic in thy breasty,

Thou needna start awa sae hastie,

Wi bickering brattle."

Now seriously troubled, Blair turns to the accompanying doctor and asks, "Is this a psychiatric ward?"

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"No," replies the doctor, "this is the serious Burns unit."

*cough*....hmmmm

i voted vassell just to give me some interest while watching england - coz if theres no villa involved - i dont care

ok heres my contribution :

Man walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his trousers.

Barman says : 'Do you know youve got a steering wheel down your trousers?'

man replies : ' Yeah - its driving me nuts!'

Gotta be JPA although super Tom the German wouldnt be far behind