sparky

This made me laugh to tears

LOL ten ten eight, ten ten nine, ten...ten........ten? lol

Maybe he's a big Police Academy fan?

LOL

Whaaa!!!!! SparkyII??? noooooo!!!!!!!!!

Id take the money.

We are all going to die sooner or later. What would happen if you didn't take the money and the dude got run over on the way home anayway? Take the money and tip the bloke off that he may get run over

Listening to it on the radio - did Ridge celebrate?

See the Ridge really does love the Villa

GGGETETTTTTTTT ININNNNNN RIDGY BOOOYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

COME ON YOU VILLA BOYYYSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bring back Secret's I say!!!!!

British weather, its just like a Muslim, either sunni or shi'ite.

hehehehehe

Okay, it's stolen from a John O'Shea song, but really when are united fans ever going to sing it? It works better this way too:

To the tune of The Animals go Marching

When Johnny goes marching in the box, CAREW, CAREW

When Johnny goes marching in the box, CAREW, CAREW

When Johnny goes marching in the box, CAREW, CAREW, the Holte End will stand sing

'Cause we all know that Johnny's going to score

Excellent I think this could be bloody brilliant

Is it just me or am I the only one that doesnt like the yipee - ay - ah yippee ay ooohh. Dont think it sounds that impressive TBH

General Villa, to this tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fONyDesdPKc

Oooh, Aston Villa

My might Villa

Let's win the cup

We conquered Europe in 1982

And next years winners will be the boys in claret and blue

NEEDS WORK

This could be FANTASTIC.

Lyrics need more work though but could you imagine VP all standing on their feet clapping like that? Makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up just imagining it.

Relegate the racist feckers

Its such a shame that JPA will not be at Villa Park on Sunday.

Hopefully he may come back as suggested in the posts above. Ian Taylor came back after he had left and I think I speak for the majority of Villa fans in saying that we all really appreciated this chance to say farewell to a Villa legend and I think JPA would get an amazing reception if something similar could be organised.

Thanks for being straight to the point with us General, and even though this time it was bad news its quite refreshing to have such excellent communication with the people running the club. Top stuff.

Edit:

Just had a thought from another thread - General, what would the possibility be of arranging an extra friendly in the States with the New York Red Bulls? I think it would be excellent for us to follow JPA out there to help get our name about?

Wow 511 pages, do you guys actually spend more time talking about WoW than actualy playing it?

I think it would be worth taking a punt on Cisse - if the price was right of course.

Oh and in response the the original poster.

NO let the feckers rot! Albion, Wolves and Cov can come up but not those dirty inbreds.

"He keeps saying this. I think he just wants to be loved - maybe that's why he sells strap-ons? My theory is that he wasn't breast fed as a child and he needs some love. But who would want the love of Birmingham fans anyway?"

LOL EXCELLENT!

I think it would be brilliant to have Becks at VP I also think its highly unlikely it will happen.

Anyone think a cheeky bid for freddie ljungberg maybe worth a go?

Hey Rich heard anymore about those Man U players we discussed a few days ago ???

What Ronaldo, Giggs and Rooney? yeah they are all coming still They stayed in a hotel and I spoke to them all.

Wasn't that a nebula in Star Trek II the Wrath of Khan?

This is VillaTalk not GeekTalk

Really??

LOL no thats a VT experiment. Put all the Geeks in one thread and watch them chatter nonsense at each other for hours. Very much like Furbys hehe

Anyway Back On topic.

Wasn't that a nebula in Star Trek II the Wrath of Khan?

This is VillaTalk not GeekTalk

Then id go for Matty Taylor as leftback/left mid, Lucas Neill for Rightback and David Nugent for Centreforward.

I reckon all buyable and wed have a chance of gettin.

Why would Portsmouth sell their best player?