trekka

Ggggrrrrr ggrrrrr and more ggggggrrrr.

Let's all laugh at Ridgewell, let's all laugh at Ridgewell la la la laaaa

Gardner for Petrov I reckon.

I personally wouldn't. Petrov has looked good today so wouldn't change things that don't need changing yet!

Fouled by Barry. Hmmm, brandy might be coming out sooner rather than later.

Any pig masks?

Can't see any

This fella is looking lively.

HOOOOF!

Here we go then. Splatter-pans at the ready

Is Randy Lerner/General Krulak at the game?

No, unfortunately not. It's a huge weekend for Randy over in the States so he can be forgiven

Warming up for this with a bit of curry left over from last night and a can of Guinness. Fantastic. Roll on 1pm.

That's pan-splatter material!

...and what a wonderful splatter it will be!

Warming up for this with a bit of curry left over from last night and a can of Guinness. Fantastic. Roll on 1pm.

A few of my photos disappeared (did a bit of re-arranging on the server!) so a few updated pics that seem to be no more. Just a few

In Glacier National Park, Montana.

In front of Mt. Rushmore.

No, it's not Forest Gump.

With Jimmy, the Navajo Guide in Monument Valley

I'm with you Stevo, they seem fantastic! Who cares about parking when you can tie it to a tree!

Seeing as I'm a National-Socialitszer, IKEA are Der Bollex :-)

Der Swine!

Anyone else find the bit when Clarkson was in the midget mobile hilarious? It reminds me of that episode of Simpsons when Nelson shouts Ha! Ha! to the lanky fecker in the mini...

trekka (naturally) and the only game I have bought (downloaded) is Warhawk. I'm just a skinflint you see

Disagree Ian, I suspect Mourinho would be the fans fav or even Wenger.

Even BBC seemed to suggest McDonut should go on MOTD just. The knives are sharpening and tomorrow's reading in the papers should be "interesting".

Barwick's secretary after being told to go hunt down Sammy Lee:

"Fly my pretties, fly!"

Sammy Lee after discovering the FA have made contact:

"Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Courage! What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the "ape" in apricot? What have they got that I ain't got?"

Well to be fair he should wait to see if we've qualified or not (to see if Russia all turn up to Israel with blue tongue for instance) as only when we've failed to qualify will he be sacked or by the magic "by mutual consent". Agree with Rob, he'll hold on as he isn't likely to walk away from a pay deal. Papers will have a field-day and I wouldn't be surprised to see this little number pop up again:

Or even worse, an evil hot pizza that when you bite into it drags the hot topping off so it's a dangling burning piece of torture frazzling your lower lip/chin.

Thought tonight's episode redeemed itself from last week. Amphibious cars are back...top stuff!