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Or we could adapt the classic from the Jungle Book if we're going down that road??! :cry:

General, As a filmmaker, if you need any assistance in this area, I would be more than willing to offer my services. Unfortunately, i feel you may already have a crew on hand. Always worth an ask :winkold:

Its on Teamtalk this morning. Also says De Jong looks like staying at Hamburg for another season.

We all dream of a team of team of John Carews would be good, but Im still cracking up at someone who suggested when we signed him that we should sign 'Tie me John Carew down, sport!'

8) Gavin@villatalk, how about: Ashley Young...... Ashley Young, Flying down the wing, Ashley Young...... Ashley Young, Can you hear us sing, Feared by the ...... (not sure what goes here), loved by the Holte Ashley Young...... Ashley Young.... Ashley Young...... I know this is slightly biased to the Holte, but makes it easier to fit to the tune. As for the feared bit, I am stumped. Don't wanna say 'feared by the blues' cos I think it's too predictable, and its better to sing for our boys rather than acknowledging Smath Heath. Suggestions?

Not wanting to cause unnecessary controversy, but there is no way, as a person of Scottish decendent, will I be singing anything to do with THAT anthem :winkold: I'll stick to my Hokey Cokey Reo Coker

I know Im being facetious here, but are you really claiming Koumas will have the same impact at VP as Roy Keane had at ManUre? For every Roy Keane, there's a Gavin McCann

I dont think Koumas is worth a punt at all, especially not for £6m! Davo is a better player, infact, so is Craig Gardner. I really don't understand the fascination with buying players from clubs who went down or didn't go up. If they aren't good enough, they aren't good enough. Let Koumas go somewhere else, and we'll see just how average he is. My two cents has been lodged. Thankyou for listening (if you did) P.S. I also hope the rumours of Diomansy Kamara are media balls. If we're getting any Kamara, it had better be Chris!

haha it should say that, but i can't type! lol

I posted this in the NRC thread, You put your left leg in, your left leg out, In, out, in, out, You shake it all about, You the Reo Coker and you turn around, Thats what its all about, oh Nigel Reo Coker! oh Nigel Reo Coker!

Clubs can agree deals outside the windows, but the players can't train or move to the clubs til the window opens e.g. Hargreaves, Nani, Anderson - ManUre, Muntary - Pompey, Samuel - Bolton, Toni - Bayern, etc

Maybe he's on holiday with Gabby? Both of their phones are switched off, or bad reception? :winkold:

I can imagine the press conference. MON: "Esteemed members of the press, fans, board members. I would like to welcome our two new signings, Klaas Jan Huntelaar and Ronaldinho. Oh and by the way, we got Titus Shambles too. That will be all." MON beats a hasty exit from the press conference leaving everyone stunned and bemused as Shambles trips over the table and spills his water. Can't really see it happening, can you?

Really messed up the trying to quote last message thing! Oops I'll get my coat