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27 minutes ago, Nor-Cal Villan said:

Enjoyed that one. Though after this & Partridge it was always weird to see Rebecca Front as the gaffer on Lewis

Hellooooooo Guvnor

3 minutes ago, fightoffyour said:

Yea famously grape fruit juice or wine, and soup, only enjoyed by ladies.

‘Twas a Time Gentleman Please reference, one of my fave comedies.

We’ve got to babysit the grandson tomorrow and I’d rather watch Eurovision and get pissed

41 minutes ago, fightoffyour said:

I did, but I’ve drank a pint of wine.

Fruit based drink for the laydeeee?

What’s that buzzing noise?

Its Cobwebs Polly riding the Sybian because Skip is on the radio, and whilst she looking at her treasured photo of Tom Wankner.

Mate.

2 hours ago, BOF said:

Were you looking for something similar one day and stumbled across it ?

Ok , it took me a while…

2 hours ago, BOF said:

Were you looking for something similar one day and stumbled across it ?

I’m quite new to Reddit, it’s amazingly diverse.

And full of smut

Just now, Genie said:

I did have an idea for a thread made up purely of headlines cropped in a funny way.

There was one I saw a while back that said “The Great Taste of Cum… [bria].

Premature Truncation, it's a thread on Reddit where I steal these

1 hour ago, Django_Zooms said:

Leverkusen messing up their second leg far worse than the Villa.

This post aged like fine wine

The phrase “running on fumes” or “running on empty “.

I’ve read it about 200 times tonight and it pisses me off.

Should word filter it to “more knackered than Katie Price’s clunge “.

3 minutes ago, Nor-Cal Villan said:

She’s the girlfriend of a guy named Jack, who is suckin’ on a chili dog outside the Tasty Freeze. 

Ha, I’ve got that record

3 minutes ago, Joshie2000 said:

I don't get why we have wing hacks and wingers, only Diane has put crosses in, cash gets the ball goes to run and turns back, he's so easy to defend against, 

Who’s Diane and has she got a nice rack?

80% possession and one shot on target really does tell the tale.

Just now, bakers29 said:

Diaby has to come off at half time.

For who?

Duran or one of the many spotty teenagers?

Or maybe a goalie?

1 minute ago, jim said:

Disney tackles himself.

Walt back from the dead?

3 minutes ago, est1874 said:

Never? Recently no, but we've been deep in Europe before. Most of us here remember O'Neill vs Moscow all too well. 

Some of us remember 1982

Concentrating on the league then?

Starting XI need to do the biz because there’s absolutely **** all on the bench bar Duran.

Daz the Spaz to Glenroy Mommy’s Boy:

”Blooze are gonna be attractive to players, what with the finances (!), the fans(!!) and the stadium (!!!).

What the actual **** is wrong with the bloke? He talks such utter cow shit it’s unreal. The BBC should give him a drugs test before he goes on air.

Mate.