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A man comes home early from work one day to find his best mate in bed with his wife. Overcome by anger he stabs him to death.

The wife, shaking her head, looks at him and says "Keep that up and pretty soon you'll have no friends left!"

Sensational Alex Harvey band - Next!

You Might Be A Part Of The Taliban If...

...You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

...You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

...You have more wives than teeth.

...You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

...You've ever opened a can of falafel with a mortar round.

...You used a Stinger missile given to you by George Bush Sr. to shoot at a helicopter sent by George Bush Jr.

...You’ve ever had your camel repossessed.

...You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

...You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.

...You’ve ever been asked, "Does this burka make my ass look fat?"

...You’ve felt the urge to rub one out after seeing a woman’s exposed ankle.

...You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

...You’ve ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you’ve done with your cave."

...You wipe your asswith your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

Who invented football?

Herbert Ellis

General krulak here:

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2. Re the comment about Ramseys and beer. Alison read the comment and went tso the bar herself first thing Monday and checked the barrels and pipes...she indicates that all still had beer, lager and cider in them . This was obviously "operator error" and she has spoken with the individuals concerned.

Nice one.....we got the drinks we wanted on Wednesday night (but not the result!!)

I was depressed last night so I rang the Samaritans. It was a call centre in Pakistan. I told them I felt suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane

I'll pay my £45 to see the Villa win down at Randy's toilet and I will sing your name General

errr, a slight typo there mate

Nice shades ;-)

Limpid shows the world his feelings......

General......I have spoken before about the beer in Ramseys....and today for the 3rd time in 4 games they ran out of cider mere minutes after half time.

In fact they ran out of bitter and Guinness too. Whoever orders the beer is making a huge **** up. Its just not good enough.

Last time I complained you said it would be sorted, but as yet it isnt!!!!

Metallica - Fight Fire With Fire

Can't beat a bit of Ride The Lightning, fantastic album...

On vinyl yes...;-)

I have that and all their early stuff on PROPER media :-)

HIM - Venus Doom

Thats girly stuff Matthew :-)

Pink Floyd - The Wall (on vinyl, naturally)

"Someone on here" helped me acquire the Biffy Clyro CD "Puzzle" (thanks Mr Secretive ;-) ) and its well worth a listen

It need to make sure the club can run it self without Randy's money. We all know what happens to Colin McRae.

WTF??????? :shock:

Blue Oyster Cult - True Confessions

Rainbow - Stargazer

Who voted Manchester and why?

Sir Alex Fergiescum ;-)

Isn't Brum already the second city?

^^^ I agree, I think the club should subsidise the tickets and show The Rags up for what they are

general......as I doubt fans would want to back a boycott of Slimy small heath, maybe the club could subsidise the tickets to a certain extent?

Personally I wouldnt piss on that lot if they were aflame

I was asked to run a marathon. I said, "Piss off". They said "Come on, it's for spastics and blind kids." Then I thought... "****, I could win this."

General Krulak here:

2. Not sure what Mr. Gold is after other than publicity. When you get down in the mud and wrestle with a pig, the pig loves it...and you get muddy. I think I will just let him continue to talk.

Fantastic quote!!!

DundeeVilla suits up for war in the Michael Moore thread

Old Fart loses his dog...or is it his marbles?