rjw63

Big massive purple Y fronts with white trim, that pull up to yer nipples, fantastic ;-)

GOS!

as i am 15 and i do piss people of mainly teachers because school is so shit and depressing and a lot hrder now adays than it was say 30 years ago this has a affect on me and people of my age also other reasons

Looking at your grammar I'd have to agree - your school IS shit

LOY

Hi General - You may have been asked this before. apologies if you have, but is there any plans to change the PA system in the Holte??

Asked on numerous occasions and answered.

yes they are changing the PA system

Come back Cultists!

Thats the last time I feed you at the game ye little ****

Definitely a parental problem.

My three are 18, 15 and 12.

I've NEVER had to give them a good hiding, hardly any slaps either.

They were/are all good students.

They are not mouthy to me or anyone else.

They dont smoke

They dont drink to excess ;-)

They dont throw crap on the floor.

All I had to do was shout at em, which wasnt too difficult ;-)

Well it won't be Klinsmann ;-)

He's off to Bayern Munchen

Sitting on the dock of a bay - Ottis Reading

Is that a cover? Otis Redding did the original ;-)

Warren Zevon - Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner

Just heard on the news that the Skunks are going to make an official approach for Twitchy Redknapp :-)

Just about to listen 1st time to the Biffy Clyro album - Puzzel

Best LP of last year IMO

A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."

A man was feeling very depressed and walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch. As the bartender poured him the drink he remarked, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's wrong?"

After quickly downing his drink, the man replied "I got home and found my wife in bed with my best friend." "Wow" exclaimed the bartender, as he poured the man a second triple, "No wonder you needed a stiff drink. The second triple is on the house."

As the man downed his second triple scotch, the bartender asked him "What did you do?" "I walked over to my wife" the man replied, "looked her straight in the eye and told her that we were through and to pack her stuff and to get the hell out."

"That makes sense" said the bartender, "but what about your best friend?" The man replied, "I walked over to him, looked him right in the eye and said 'bad dog!'

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother: "Frank Brown showed me his willy today!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really, was it small?" Sally replied, "No... salty!"

Actually only one man can take over at such a place - Jossy Blair

Race With The Devil - Jo Jo Gunne, Judas Priest, Girlschool and Black Oak Arkansas- I'm trying to decide which version I like best.

I think the Priest shade it

Bobby Robson on a temp basis

Warren Zevon - Werewolves of London

Cheers mate!

So who actually won the game?????

I havent a clue

I actually want to just cuddle you all. I'm in that sort of mood.

Careful, you might be getting "silly"......

Isnt he dead now?

Jungleland - Bruce Springsteen

Welcome to VT (as long as you're not ANOTHER Sven Fan ;-) )

a good example of a silly post that has ruined this thread now edited jc