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On 25/09/2023 at 11:55, Mark Albrighton said:

meat residue around their mouths.

Late to the party on this one but no KW.gif???? Criminal!

Dog heads imploding. Love it.

1 hour ago, tomav84 said:

What the actual...

 

 

Must be some deep fake/AI nonsense?

1 minute ago, Mantis said:

From a Villa perspective I want Brentford to lose as they're more of a threat to us but I really don't like Everton.

Everton deserve to taste relegation. They've had a good run of top flight football, it's time they spent a few years in the championship or league 1.

Heartbreaking 

Mate.

Barcelona taking the piss here

2 hours ago, Stevo985 said:

I need a reducer and can't find one anywhere.

When we got our flooring done the conservatory floor was too high in relation to the lounge to have flat floor all the way through. So they put a shitty metal reducer on there that isn't even big enough. (I complained and got money back by the way)

So I need to buy a new reducer to fit. but it needs to be deep (about 2.5cm I'd say) long (at least 2.8m) (insert kenneth here) and a light oak colour

I can't find anything suitable online. Anyone got any ideas?

 

This is almost perfect but I need it to be a bit longer (Kenneth)

 

Quickstep to lengths around 2.7m I think. I've used their flooring and trims for a few years, very good quality.

1 minute ago, djdabush said:

Pictures of that Storm Shadowed sub in Sevastopol have finally emerged

 

Bit of duct tape and some WD-40 and it'll be good as new.

T-Cut most of that out, easy peasy.

On 16/09/2023 at 06:36, luckyeddie said:

Yeah, that's why brandy is served in a balloon glass which it then cupped from underneath. It does look very pretentious, holding the base of the glass.

1 hour ago, luckyeddie said:

He will be giving instructions to the two Harrys, one at the front one at the back.

Southgate is the on set Fluffer. He'll have Mason primed and ready to tag in when required.

Whoever mentioned "5 Days at Memorial" big thanks, great show.

True story of the 5 days at a Hospital in the Katrina aftermath. Available on Apple TV / High Seas (aye aye Cap'n)

29 minutes ago, Paddywhack said:

I think most supermarkets have copied tesco now and have their version of the "clubcard price", but I've just been in the cornershop by me and even they've got one. A whole aisle of items on a good offer and then in small print on the ticket; if you download this app.

Piss off.

I walked out of Boots and Morrisons just because I didn't have a "member's card" as the stuff I wanted had it's non-member price jacked up.

They can fook right off

8 minutes ago, Follyfoot said:

Mick the Baggie with racial faux paur 

Related to the WBA owners?

32 minutes ago, BleedClaretAndBlue said:

I would of given bonus points for Ted Bundy or Fred West.

2 hours ago, Genie said:

Crude oil at 10 month high, so we’ll enjoy that at the petrol pumps. 

I'm sure the retailers will wait until passing on the increase to us punters

1 minute ago, OutByEaster? said:

Really enjoying the second series of Winning Time, the LA Lakers story - it's deliberately over the top, but some of the performances are really excellent.

I enjoyed the first season and looking forward to getting my teeth into season 2.

3 hours ago, sidcow said:

BBC Breakfast just interviewed a Trump supporter outside the Jail. 

He said he could tell us right now that if Trump was just playing Golf and not trying to become President again this arrest wouldn't have happened. 

Interviewer "How do you know that?" 

Redneck "I know it for a fact" 

Interviewer "How?" 

Long pause, looks away, looks back

"Because I'm an intelligent man" 

Being a Brummie I'm hesitant to mention the accent but the southern drawl didn't really help much either. 

I saw that this morning. Pissed my pants in laughter.

3 hours ago, Captain_Townsend said:

She was great in Flight, also. She has amazing top bollocks.

FTFY

On 19/08/2023 at 22:58, Xela said:

Car parks where you have to input your reg number at the ticket machine... that doesn't piss me off, its the sheer volume of people that don't know their reg numbers when they get to the front of the queue. 

I've noticed some of these machines have the keyboard in a weird layout. A-Z vertically then 0-9. For some reason my pea brain can't handle this and it looks like the keyboard is in Mandarin. Takes me at least 10 seconds to find each character.

Just now, sidcow said:

Yeah, that's why I writ what I wrote. 

Just now, Genie said:

“that’s the joke” .jpg

Sorry gents, I'm not keeping up with the bantz!

Just now, sidcow said:

When all this is over Zelensky should go on telly and do comedy. I reckon he'd be really good

Wasn't he a sitcom actor before getting into politics?

Watched the 1st episode. Started off dreadful but seemed to pick up by the end of the episode so I'll stick with it a little longer.

5 hours ago, Delphinho123 said:

Anyone else watched that Dopesick?

Yes, very good. Its been mentioned in the TV thread a few times.

Unfortunately caught a few mins of this last night. How on earth Daz the cabbage can describe the blues winning 1 - 0 with a last minute penalty as a fairytale ending to a fairytale day is complete madness.