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The Scousers are skint

The Scousers are skiiint

Rafa needs benefits

The scousers are skint

Ooohh Aston Villa

The mighty Villa, the pride of Brum

Conquerors of Europe back in 1982

Soon to be repeated by the boys in claret and blue

Oooh Aston Villa....

Whos that team they call the Villa

Whos that team we all adore

They play in claret and blue

And they'll **** murder you

And then you're gonna hear the Holte End roar

Flinstones tune:

Shorey, Nicky Shorey

He's the best left back in history

Now he plays for Villa

He will soon be England's number three

Luke Young he is magic, he wears a magic hat

And when he saw the Villa he said i'm lovin that

After a year of waiting, O'Neill got it right

He told him to leave Boro', cus Southgate's **** shiiite

Ooohh Luke Young he is magic...

Similar has probably been posted already so sorry in advance for not quoting

They said too much,

To much for Young,

Now your watching like a kid,

When we give the ball to Ash-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey,

Ashley 'e

GONNA SCORE A GOAL ASH-LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

ASHLEY 'e

GONNA SCORE A GOAL ASH-LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

Na na na na na na na na

Ashley Ashley Young

Ashley Young Ashley Ashley Young

na na na na na na na....

Theres already this song floating about for him to the tune of 'baby give it up', its what us creative minds in the Holte sing rather than the tedious 'Ashley Young Ashley Young Ashley Young....'

Personally I wont be singing anything to the this tune, It reminds me too much of Liverpool. I was just having a laugh.

I'd rather go with the Man u viva Ronaldo song, wow didn't think i'd be writing that,

But it doesn't really matter if people put different versions up here to look at, whatever a couple of guy's at the back of the Holte start to sing will be the one that spreads and you don't need to learn the words first you'll pick them on the day.

Totally agree that at the end of the day, its whatever catches on. IMO, a lot of these 'wordy' chants seem great but when everyone trys to chant it, it just comes out garbled.

How does the 'Viva' song go-I guess it's based on Viva Espana and will end something like 'Viva its Cuellar'?

Agreed it will be just be whoever starts it off at the back of the holte but the "torres" one would be so much better than the "ronaldo" one, no1 else sings the ronaldo one so let them have it where as the torres one i know at least united and liverplop use it so it wont look as bad on us for copying or even adopting from rangers. Where as viv cuellarrrrrrr would just be and outright copy off united and would just make us look like tits!!

Exactly, Liverpool stole it from Man Utd who use the tune for O'Shea, Rangers stole it from Liverpool, so there would hardly be an outcry because of us stealing the tune

Or if not this tune how about:

'We love you Cuellar with your curly hair

We love you Cuellar because you're everywhere

We love you Cuellar, and we want curly hair too'

We love you Cuellar with your curly locks

We love you Cuellar because you are a rock

We love you Cuellar, and we want curly hair too

Lets all decide on one version of the 'Toress tune' ready for Sunday, theres always loads of good songs put up on here but they never get going because theres too many alternatives and we always end up singing something boring like 'Theres only one Carlos Cuellar'

Young ones

Running down the wing the Young Ones

Hear the Holte End sing the Young Ones

Oh baby yeh the Young ones

Lets decide on a version and get learning it for Sunday, spread the word and don't be scared to join in when someone starts it off, thats the only way it will catch on properly

This HAS to be his song, whatever version of it we sing. **** the Liverpool fans who will say we stole their Torres song, the words will obviously be different and they stole the tune from Man Utd who sing it about O'Shea anyway.

Imagine our away ends and the Holte bouncing to this. If he's sub sunday and he comes warming up towards the Holte this ha to be started, how good would that make him feel if the Holte all rose and started bouncing singing his name

The Last Shadow Puppets - Standing Next To Me

Can we not all just agree on the 'Torres tune' for him, stop trying to come up with other songs and learn that one? Thats the only way it will catch on

He left Glasgow for the Villa Cuellar Cuellar

He likes to drink his Sangria Cuellar Cuellar

He's 6 foot 3 with curly hair

He's class on the ground and in the air

Carlos Cuellar Villa's centre half

na na na na na na na na na na...........

Carlos Cuellar Villa's Centre half

Shaun Shaun you're magic and you're wee

Men wear skirts in your country

It could be worse, you could be a Nose

Dressed head to toe in your Burberry clothes

Then we could sing 'Super Stevie Sidwell'

Does anyone know the alternate words to my old man?

I don't know if it's just a cockney version for united fans to sing or what think its goes like....

....i said bollocks ur a word removed

with hatchets and hammers, stanley knives and spanners...

Then I dunno what comes next

Man Utd sing:

'My old man said be a City fan

I said bollocks you're a word removed, you're a word removed

I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it

Than be a City fan for just one minute

With hatchets and hammers, stanley knives and spanners

We'll show those city b*stards how to fight (how to fight),

I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,

Than be a city fan! (all together now)'

Stolen from us, but not as good as our version

Voted no because we still need:

2 rb's

1 lb

1 centre half

1 right winger

Maybe a striker as Gabby is overrated and Delfouneso isn't good enough yet

But we still look no closer to getting any of them, if we don't sign a right back and O'Neill comes out with 'We couldn't get our first target, we're waiting until January/next summer' i will not be happy as he said that before and it turned out to be bullshit

he'll kick a through ball in,

a long ball out,

in, out, in, out,

he'll kick it all about,

you do the reo-coker and you turn around,

and thats what its all about.

WHOOOAAAH NIGEL REO-COKER, WHOOOAH NIGEL REO-COKER!!

i could see that being belted out of the holte end!

I like it but i think him tackling would be better and i can't seem to make it fit with the whhhooooaahh bit in:

'He puts his right foot in

His right foot out

In out in out

We aint got any doubt,

Nigel Reo-Coker is the best around

And thats what its all about

Niiiiiigel Reo-Coker, Niiiiiiiigel Reo-Coker, Niiiiiigel Reo-Coker,

Nigel Reo Cooo-ker'

One for when Barry comes back

To the tune of Daddy Cool

Barry....Barry boooooooooooooooo!!

Barry...Barry boooooooooooooooo!!

After the Walsall game the papers claimed we were singing 'Barry, Barry who?' when in fact we were singing Salifou's song, poor bloke had his song took off him by the papers

Guys how does the "my old man.. said be a city fan" song go?

cheers.. waiting to send text abuse to blue noses worldwide

Where have you been hiding?

My old man said be a City fan

and i said bollocks you're a word removed, you're a word removed

we hate the Blues and we're gonna show it

we hate the Blues and we **** know it

with Spinksy and Birchy, Alan McInally, they're the boys thats gonna do us fine

and if you support the Blues you're a Bluenose bastard and you aint no friend of mine

altogether now...

To the tune Winter Wonderland:

There

To the tune Winter Wonderland:

There's only 1 Gareth Barry, 1 Gareth Barry

he's stayin with us

To lift a trophy next may

laughing at the scousers as he goes

:| It doesn't rhyme

Bring on St Patricks

To 'you'll never walk alone':

'Gerrard Gerrard

you're a word removed you're a word removed

And you'll always be a word removed

You'll always be a word removed

Gerrard Gerrard

Rafa Rafa

you're a word removed you're a word removed

and you'll always be a word removed

you'll always be a word removed

Rafa Rafa'

To the tune Liverpool use for Mascherano:

'oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Nathan Del-foun-eso

Nathan Del-foun-eso'

Chelsea

Lampard, Ballack, Deco, Joe Cole, Malouda, Kalou, SWP and my favourite midfielder, Essien. What a midfield!

whenever me and mates see salifou

to the tune of daddy cool

Sali, Sali-fou

Sali, Sali-fou

Just you and your mates? :| That is his song, everyone sings it

I know we've half been singing it for a while in a few of the pubs before away games, but it has come to my intention Liverpool are intending to sing it about Robbie Keane so we need to get it going at Reading properly

;

To the tune of the Beatles classic - let it be

Ashley Young,

Ashley Young,

Ashley Young,

Oh Ashley Young,

Villas number 7...

Ashley Youuuunng

That is quality

Brad Fridel,

Woooahhhhh,

Brad Fridel,

Woooahhhhh,

He comes from America,

He play for Villllllla.

Same can be sung about Guzan, regarding they both come ofcourse.

Feedback welcome.

You can guarantee it will be 'Friedel, Friedel, Friedel'. Inventive

Yes, sell him asap