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When you try and fit 'oh Nigel reo-coker' in i don't think it fits, i think it sounds better if you just say his name and drag it out like 'Niiigel Reo Coker' or 'oohh Reo Coker'

I've twisted it a bit more:

He puts his left foot in, his left foot out,

In, out, in, out,

He shakes midfield about,

His name is Reo Coker and he turns a game around,

Thats what he's all about,

oh Reo Coker!

oh Reo Coker!

Oh Reo Coker!

He tackles, he shoots, up the Villa...

Love that fella. I was thinking of just doing what West Ham do for him to the conga tune 'Do do do Nigel Reo-Coker' but yours is better.

Imagine everyone singing the Okey-Cokey and doing the actions, especially away say if he'd just scored a goal, 3000 of us all singing the okey-cokey and doing the actions, it would get press coverage like when Walsall did one step beyond and other fans would recognise it as our chant

Nice idea but I think the song needs re doing and slowing down.

I love it when we sing it but i agree it's too fast and rushed much like when we sing most of our songs, they're over too quickly. 'MON's claret & blue army' is the worst for it, it goes at break neck speed once more people start to join in and just sounds daft. We need to sing Holte Enders in the sky slowly and dragged out, same with Villa Villa Villaaa' like the old days

Bouma:

'Boom Boom Boom let me hear ya say Bouma, BOUMA!' (like we used to sing for Savo)

Gabby:

'Ga-bb-y Agbonlahor (the one we sing now)

or 'Gabby gabby gabby gabby gabby agbonlahor hes fast as **** hes fast as fuuuuuuuuck'

Petrov:

(nice and imple) 'Stilian Petrov clap clap clap clap Stilian Petrov'

Young:

'Ashley Young, Ashley Young' (to the tune of how Liverpool sing their song)

Maloney:

'When the ball hits the goal it's not Drogba or Scholes it's Maloney'

Barry:

'Gareth Barry's magic

he wears an England cap

he plays on the left wing and left or centre back

he scores them with his left foot he scores them with his right

and when we play the City he makes them all look sh!te'

Laursen:

'Martin Laursen woooah

Martin Laursen woooah

he is Tommy's mate

we think he's fcukin great' :roll:

Any suggestions for Gardner?

According to the Daily Mail today we have shown an interest in Lucas Neill, now i know it might not be true but what would you make of it if it was?

I personally think he's a very good player and he can play right back or left back which are areas we need to strengthen, he would cost around £6million though and realistically i doubt he would come to us when teams like Barca and Liverpool have been linked with him in the past

Stadium expansion: first the Holte Inn, then Holte End, then North End....just watch us.

Make it one tiered again and hire staff who can serve more than 1 pint every 5 minutes at half time :nod:

2 things:

1.Just to repeat what a lot of people have already said, please change the name of the 'Doug Ellis Stand' to either 'The Witton Lane stand' or name it after one of our old players/managers

2.Consider moving the position of the away fans at Villa Park for all games, i and a lot of our fans think it will improve the atmosphere to have our fans in both ends behind the goals and with the away fans moved up a corner somewhere like at most other grounds it will limit the noise that they can make

SWP or Beckham for the right side of midfield

And up front Klose