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Local Police were hunting the 'knitting needle nutter' who has stabbed six people in the backside in the last 48 hours.
They believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.

 

Will the Hairy Cornflake do porridge?

Front page of the Metro this morning.

Yes, you have sunk that low.

 

I can sink lower ................

Will the Hairy Cornflake do porridge?

Small Cox as subs .............

Hopefully :-)

How easy is it to plumb a dishwasher in?

And is it bad that when I thought of this question, I thought of Villatalk? Y'all have all the answers.

Excuses manual number 453

Villa just going through the motions

Me - Fuschias - Michael J Fox  ...................

I think I just saw Michael j fox at the garden centre. Can't be sure as he had his back to the fuschias

Just woke up having a nightmare that Gloria Gaynor was in the room,
First I was afraid then I was petrified......

I'm after the detergent killer - and this time it's Persil

My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.

Saw a film last night about a doctor who mistakenly voted Labour instead of Conservative in the General Election. Not much of a story, more of a doc you meant Tory

I quit my job at the helium factory.......I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.

I once put everything I own on a racehorse....squashed it!

I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.

A man was in court for stealing a bag, took just three minutes to get sentenced, it was a briefcase.

A man was arrested for stealing helium balloons, police held him for a while then let him go.

On intellectual wastelands such as Facebook (and various forums) you see comments like "let 'em go" "They will struggle following independence" etc etc, conveniently through intent or negligence to consider the rest of the UK if this happens. The impact in terms of cost alone to England to basically comply with this will be enormous, hitting funds that Gvmts have so called allocated for key services - the usual ones that get cut when cuts and costs are mentioned. Then there are the cost and impacts to business. Dealing with cross border companies and contracts is currently a minefield and will occur again. I deal a lot with customers in Eire for example and we have to follow a long established set of procedures to comply with the laws of the UK and Eire, establishing and complying with new sets will be costly and beneficial only to those who will charge to make it happen.

Next a comment about "immigration" - As Scotland will be outside of the EU - and probably for some time, there will be adjustments needed for trade and working rights of Scots in the rest of the EU and companies who base themselves north of the border. I know of at least 5 major companies who are looking at moving IT assets into England if they do vote yes - planning for this has to start now - to comply with many of the business agreements and laws. Staffing levels and abilities to trade are one of the drivers behind this.

Also where does this stop, will Wales call for independence, will Cornwall, will Yorkshire, all far fetched (even the Wales thing) but the amounts of efforts dealing with this will be large.

Unsolicited music is as bad as unsolicited advertising.

This post is sponsored by McDonalds

WTF is a 'cusion'?

soft furnishing mix up

Were Mayo sloppy?

 

Cancer care cutting politicians !

you missed off the 4th 'C' there Ian!

 

Jon - I am not going to upset anyone by swearing :-)

Cancer care cutting politicians !

rocket polishers taking their dogs into pubs

MacMillan nursing are the UK charity that benefits from the ice bucket thing.

http://www.macmillan.org.uk/ice-nominate.html?gclid=CNHS2pHtusACFa7KtAodCQMAAQ

.... (info on link - for some reason FFox wont allow me to cut and paste) ...

They are a fantastic charity and anything that encourages awareness, donations and general support should be 110% encouraged. Donations to them to help with the fantastic work they do should happen all times, and its a major failing of the infrastructure that they still have to rely so heavily on public donations. I would urge anyone to drop them a few quid on a regular basis, you don't have to shout out about it if you don't want, but if you do then great, it keeps them at the forefront of people's mindset.

Maybe if some of the efforts of indignation on many matters (see Facebook for the constant bile spewed out against so called enemies of the state and society which are in reality mouthpieces for uber right wing organizations)  was turned into positive support for organizations like them, then the world would be a better place rather than the cess pit it is full of people with petty discriminatory prejudices.

75% of my viewing is BBC4.

That would be BBC or BC4 ? Maybe varifocals would help Mike?

13 shots on target against Orient points the blame on the team who played and not the manager.

Another significant embarrassment inflicted on our club by one of the most inept and clueless managers ever to have had the privilege of running the team.

Pulis gone?