YLN

**** love John carew

I don't think we're playing too badly at all. Everton do not look like a team that are going to pick their season up today

Watched episode 5 tonight. High octane stuff so far, but having John Lithgow as a serial killer is a genius move. It's gearing up to be a good'un.

Dave Chappelle at his best

In my opinion, this is Chappelle far from his best.

Rick James or the Prince sketch. In essence, Charlie Murphy's hollywood stories. But don't watch any of the lost episodes presented by CM. Yeesh

once heard about a young lad aspiring to be a pro footballer and was offered a chance to have a trial for blues. his dad tore up the letter in front of him.

And that little lad grew up to be....

Good result. Didn't sound like much of a game. It seems we have somehow engineered a penalty saving robot and that can only be a good thing.

Is Petrov's strop likely to create a problem?

sports.mp3 eh?

its a good job for oneil that randy knows fkall about football!!!

pffft

And there's been a goal at the Walt Disney Stadium, but which way has it gone?

A man goes into a pet shop and asks the shop keeper for a new pet.

"I don't want a cat or a dog I want something different!" Specifies the man.

The shop keeper informs him that they have some talking centipedes for £50.

Happy with that the man buys his new pet and carefully takes it home in a match box.

When he gets home he carefully opens the matchbox, looks down at the centipede and says:

"hello mr centipede do you fancy going down the pub for a drink?"

The centipede says nothing. Assuming it must be tired from the trip from the pet shop he thinks "I'll give it half an hour then ask it again".

30 Mins later he again goes to the centipede and says "hello mr centipede do you fancy going down the pub for a drink?"

Again the centipede says nothing. The man thinks to himself "ok I will give it another 30 mins and if it doesn't talk to me then I'm taking it back!"

30 Mins later the man goes to the centipede and says "hello mr centipede do you fancy going down the pub for a drink?"

The Centipede replied "I heard you the first blooming time! I'm putting my shoes on!"

I told that in the pub last night. Went down very well.

I said it was a talking caterpillar though. Don't know if that made the joke better or worse...

CM learns of Heath Ledger's death. His friend considers the spillover

I heard it was one of the main reasons that Gary Cahill didn't want to stay and fight for his place

ITK

Of recent releases, I'd recommend Doubt if you're in the mood for something a little on the heavy side. Otherwise The Boat that Rocked.

Is Dom planning to submit this thread as his portfolio for some modelling agency?

Here I am:

OH MY GOD

MARRY ME?!

Sure thing big boy

wrong thread... how did that happen

having said that though, I don't have Chlamydia. And girls know that. And that shit is everywhere.

I thought that MON was cutting off his nose to spite his face, but maybe it needed to be done.

I'm disappointed, but I think it's nothing more than a blip.

I want a goal. Either team. Doesn't bother me

Come on Villa you crowd of spares

Pity John doesn't work harder in training. Might have gotten onto that

A late goal for us here a la scum would be good

nose face

**** **** ****

**** England. Gabby for Villa.

Lets get another few