Xela

^^^

And now she's at the police station crying and telling them how she got raped by a young guy with a dog and pink clothes?

And cornrows 8)

She told me who everyone thinks done Archie in :winkold:

'ark at Mr. Charmer here. I bet she was a look-a-like but you fell for it and let her suck you off. Then as you went to slip her one you felt a testicle then ran home crying ...

Nah, it was her, she lives round my way. Parents have seen Ricky Gervais and Liam Gallagher aswell

Hampstead?

The Dave Gorman podcast on Absolute radio is pretty decent as well Trim.

Wayne Bridge sent his mrs' a replica of his cock made from Cadbury's chocolate. She said she preferred Terry's!

Question Time does make me angry sometimes.

...and why the **** do they invite people from the Sun on...?

To make people angry.!

Possibly. When they wheel our Kelvin 'Right On, Kneejerk Berk and word removed' Mackenzie, it's certainly the case. But Jane Moore? **** off. She's just bad.

But usually with Question Time what it is is most of the non-Sun guests, the really, really, thick members of the audience starring out from under those heavy brows, struggling to form coherent sentences, the petty party politics bollocks that amounts to playground 'NO YOU!' wrapped up in lies and civilised language.

And yet I have an unbearable desire to watch each week.

Possiby because the Sun is the most popular newspaper in the country (I think) and their views/readership are more in line with what the 'majority' think? Not saying that makes it right, but might be a reason.

At my dining table on my own :-(

Only because my laptop is at the table! Tend to eat and surf the net at the same time. Well... I live alone so who cares! :-)

Last night... it was Staropramen, whatever they serve on the German Market (wasn't the wheat beer but the normal lager) and JD and cokes when i was in Flares!

Feel rough now! :-(

Hobgoblin ale. This stuff is the bollocks. Did 4 bottles of speckled hen last night that's a nice drop too.

Hobgoblin is nice but I prefer Fursty Ferrett.

Fuller's Honeydew is good as well.

I've signed up

@alexwier

My tweets will mainly be about Villa, beer, women and holidays!

Over the last two nights:

Heineken, Coors Light, Amstel, Kronenburg, Desperado, Leffe and JD and coke :-)

Born in Sutton Coldfield, grew up in Erdington and now back in Sutton.

Want to be living in NYC by the time i hit 35 though...

Thanks for the invite Tegis

Using it now....quite like it. Most of the music I like is on there....but I have fairly mainstream tastes. Will give it a few days and probably upgrade to premium so i can use it on my iphone.

Anyone got a spotify invite they could send my way? Would be much apreciated.

Thanks.

Don't get me wrong, I don't mind working hard but I would like it to be recognised by the people that pay my wages and bonuses. The fact is, i'm probably going to be £20k-£25k down on my bonus this year despite working harder. I'll keep my head down for the time being but I won't forget!

Holy shit. How much did you earn last year? :shock:

I did very well last year. My 'basic' wage is nothing to write home about though. As a banker I increase my wage by my bonuses. This year is tougher than last year unfortunately :-(

I agree. I have never been so stressed than I have been in the last 6 months or so. I'm going to work when i'm ill, i'm doing at least 2 hours extra per day and I still struggle to get through my pile of work. People are leaving and not being replaced and the verdict from the top? "Be grateful you've got a job!"

Don't get me wrong, I don't mind working hard but I would like it to be recognised by the people that pay my wages and bonuses. The fact is, i'm probably going to be £20k-£25k down on my bonus this year despite working harder. I'll keep my head down for the time being but I won't forget!

****' hell! Deluded fuckwits...

Someone on here has said it before but don't Blues fans hype up some of their shit players?! Dominguez, Pandiani, Quincy Whats-his-name and now this joker! They always claim they are the next Pele but they turn out to be shite....

Can't remember exactly. Circa 30 though i think. Not a great deal when you consider my longest relationship is 8 months and i'm 30 years old!

Forget Indians, I have a bit of a fetish for Filipino women. I went to an American High School and there were lots of nice Filipino girls.

Get yourself over to Angeles City :-)

Getting it replaced tomorrow by o2 as it was within 28 days.

Hi all

Looks like I have a faulty 3GS. Had the phone 1 day shy of 3 weeks and had a problem the last four days. Basically when playing music through the iPod function after about 20 minutes the phone goes haywire! Flicking through tracks automatically, activating the voice control, going back to ipod and stopping and starting on random tracks...its like its possessed! I've done two factory resets and installed 3.1 last night but it happened again today. Four days in a row its happened.

Firstly, has anyone had or heard about this problem before and secondly how do i go about exchanging it? Back to the O2 store or will they just pack me off to Apple?

OS 3.1 out as well. Just downloading it onto my iPhone.

Had a strange problem earlier....kept automatically bringing up the voice control option...without me pressing the button! Happened about 15-20 times in an hour. Did a factory reset and seems ok now....hopefully the OS 3.1 upgrade has ironed out any bugs...

Barely touched a drop in the last few weeks :-(

Delaney by far.

David James by a country mile.

Friedel would be number 2.

Can't believe its been so long since Bosnich was here! He ws the best keeper I have ever seen in a Villa shirt.

Open the webpage you want on Safari then use the '+' option to add the link to the home screen

Installed the Google mobile app.....voice activated internet searching! Might be old news to some people but i'm impressed! :-)