OldFart

which is the best way I can think of demonstrating what Smith would bring to Villa

Nice to see that a couple of our slightly more panicky posters are no longer suffering from looseness of the bowels brought on by the very close proximity of the start of the 2007/08 season.

I'm sure Reo-Coker will come really. Or if not perhaps someone else pretty good. And failing that I'm sure good old Gavin McCann will be good for another year, don't you agree Tricella? Sleep well.

Miaouw!

I have bad news. I have a friend who lives in Barcelona, directly under the flight path of planes heading for Valencia.

Anyway, he was sitting on his rooftop terrace when a Valencia-bound plane flew overhead at surprisingly high altitude and from it fell a lump of frozen urine.

It smelt very stringly of Gouda cheese, tasted a little of advocaat and had a little cocktail stick buried in it on which was written, "Hi, my name's Wesley Sneijder."

So he was obviously on his way to sign for Valencia (or Levante).

More living in cloud cuckoo land.

Signings that have to made today, tomorrow won't do.

Players who have never been heavy scorers at this level suddenly producing shitloads of goals presumably entirely due to our collective willpower or faith.

Why?

A double announcement perhaps in the next few days?

maybe 31 August!

Surely sooner rather than later to boost ST sales?

Eureka! Carew and Young are getting divorced. Young to marry Reo-Coker instead!

:yawn:

Quite an emotive topic isn't it!

Edited by OF :oops:

On the wind again?

Smith wants to stay at Old Trafford.

Am I miles behind the times or isn't Valencia's problem with Sneijder the fact that Quique (the manager) and Carboni (the technical secretary) disagree about EVERYTHING and that one or both will be leaving at the end of the season?

I thought one of them had vetoed the move.

How often?

Koumas to Celtic, Nakamura to Villa, Davis to Albion? Nah!

The point is - any false person on a forum lying about rumors would say the same things as the people in the know when trying to convince people

Paitents is a word which shall be treated slowly with care. The longer you wait, the better your reward

The championship is a much tougher league than a lot of tin pot leagues in Europe

surely, the only criteria for signing a player should be for thinking he's good ? what league he plays in has no bearing on it at all

yawn. He will got to Valencia. This thread goes round in circles. Not having a go at you for posting the article Roca its just that the same stuff keeps cropping up

I'm not sure Spoony. There are some internal wrangles at Valencia at the moment between Carbone and Flores which could hinder the signing of Schneider.

Well we can all relax. Bramble's signed for Wigan. It just gets worse for them. Oh dear!

For the record, I remember being gutted when he left.

Do you think we will smash our transfer record!? maybe on Micah Richards

Nope to both :wink:

I am surprised Barton is moving during the sale of Man City, i will be even more surprised if Richards does!

There is a difference between nutters a la Roy Keane, Alan Smith and Joey Barton. His excess baggage overrides his footballing ability IMO.

Nice to know some footballers aren't poets and that what we need is a nutter, Maqroll!

hope some of that is right because 3 players i really wanna see come in this summer is Gordon,NRC and i think Carew Defoe partnership could be awesome surely Us over pompey any day.

Nothing concrete, just feelings:

David Villa will go to Liverpool,

Diego Forlán will go to Valencia,

No idea about Wesley Sneijder.

Bellamy is 28 next month