Ryan.

5 hours ago, BOF said:

 It's a safety thing.  Braking and coming to a stop are not necessarily the same thing, and especially on a motorway where you don't usually expect to be at a standstill, hazards are there to alert the person behind that this is not a normal situation and to take a second look!

I respectfully disagree

You should go on a motorway already being aware that traffic can and often does come to a standstill on motorways. Its a regular occurrence.

If I wasn't paying enough attention to notice brake lights and slowing traffic, whilst keeping a respectable gap, then hazards wouldn't make a jot of difference.

Na, I'm just pointing with a stick.

Beautiful days = beautful Sunsets. Taken from my living room (out the window)

It's a hard one to call. The United boat is rocked and so is JMs. They've made some good signings but their first 3 games are critical as they face City after... A good start is essential.

Bayern's a beauty

At least he won't fall out of bed, ever.

Is that a weight off your shoulders? 

As an extension to 2. People who put there hazards on when coming to a standstill on the motorway. That's why they invented brake lights you chump.

Not as bad as that kick boxing one where he tried to stand on his broken leg 

Edit: this will use up all your man tokens for today

On a night like tonight? 

Gin, bitter lemon, wedge of lime and pleeenty of ice.

Happy Monday!

It's a good idea to spike the ground with a fork first too.

I used one of those lawn feed/moss killer combos last year and ended up with a black lawn 

I scattered seed and the birds just ate most of them. Tried again but spiked the ground, sprinkled the seeds and covered with a thin layer of compost. Worked a treat. (That sounds like a cake recipe lol)

I had to drive through London once.

Hipsters on foldable bikes everywhere, it was like they was dearing me to play skittles with them.

I'm joking, I couldn't get out of first gear.

On 16 July 2016 at 22:38, Ryan. said:

That knee from MVP 

 

15 minutes ago, mottaloo said:

On a similar theme, what are VTers' experiences of desi pubs ? Ive been to a few - (Grove, Handsworth, Desi 2 & Shireland, smethwick and red lion west brom) - definitely not the place to impress the ladies as most of these pubs are grim in decor and it's all about the food, which is top notch mainly.

 

There's one in Moseley called The Merry Maid. It's exactly as you describe, nothing to look at but the food is stunning.

37 minutes ago, Jareth said:

And if anybody bothers to look at the facts rather than allowing themselves to be engrossed by gory embellishments of the truth

52 minutes ago, Jareth said:

They have managed to reach out to disaffected people, usually stupid ones

What professional paper told you that?? 

Seems to me, your telling people to stick to the truth, whilst casting your own assertions.

That knee from MVP 

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You know those spells where a song is just so on your wave length at that moment in time? Well I'm in one right now. 

26 minutes ago, AVFCDAN said:

OMG Tazo's!!!

I actually collected the whole set and had it in the proper binder!

Also I remember GoGo's, has anyone mentioned them yet? I think they got banned because there was a serious gambling problem with them, they weren't exactly cheap and it wasn't uncommon to win or lose up to 10 in one battle (a battle was just sitting about 6 feet from someone else and having one gogo infront of you, first person to knock down the others won it.

Ah the memories...

I did 

I got in so many fights at school losing the damn things.

Do forget the Gogo's! 

Oh I miss those days when my biggest problem in life was finding a rare multicoloured toy 

We should start one of them petition things (there's one for everything else at the moment) to only use players from the championship and below in "protest".

The Irony is that they would actually be an upgrade on our current flopstars.

8 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said:

I like it hot enough to singe my scrotum as I dip in.  Nothing worse than a bath that goes cold after 10 minutes.

You need to practice getting the temperature so your ready to get out when the bubbles start to disappear. Nothing worse than seeing a lonely soldier floating about.

I hope he does get the job, he's the ideal candidate, knows English football and will play to a system*

*FA permitting.

4 hours ago, MrDuck said:

Surprised if the FA appoint Allardyce... complete lack of personality