Ryan.

10 hours ago, Midfielder said:

- slipstreaming ambulances in traffic / motorway

- nutella

- finishing work

Not cool.

What gives you the right to overtake good people that have moved out the way!?

8 minutes ago, Eastie said:

Fair enough if we played shit but we just played one of our best games in a long time and created 26 efforts at goal . 

I think this is what xia is getting at and I think he is spot on. This isn't the first, or the second game, that the many missed chances have cost us points. The players need to step up and make up for the previously missed chances...

Never mind tactics, we're getting the chances.

We must surely have the worst shot to goal ratio in the league? Give them some target practice Robbie, for **** sake.

33 minutes ago, lapal_fan said:

At supermarket petrol stations there is a sign which says, use both sides or something, indicating that you shouldn't wait in a queue to use the pump on your petrol cap side of the car.

If you do so, you're simple.  All petrol pump pipes stretch now to cover both sides of the car.

Not all vehicles can reach both sides... So we have queues from both sides and make it a free for all?

Its this sort of culture thats making the roads more dog eat dog by the day, there's an epidemic of selfish words removed that don't want to wait their turn, and it's only getting worse. 

It's like when a new till opens at the supermarket and the word removed Behind you dives in, instead of saying you was here first, on you go...

whatever happened to courtesy?

I'm not sure if I'm pissed off at this guy or I'm jeleous... 

At a busy forecourt, one entrance, one exit. A few of us are queueing for the lefties when a (leftie) van drives round the lot of us and uses a right pump facing the wrong way.

fair game or word removed? 

I can only admire how GGG presents himself. For such a talented man he is refreshingly down to earth. 

Kell coming in the heavier is a big surprise. Hopefully, it translates and we get a good contest.

7 hours ago, Xann said:

Zoopla

The phrase 'going forward' really **** me off. No one ever uses that phrase outside of work, and the rocket polishers that use it in work are the sort of smug jobsworth words removed that are trying too hard in life.

How the hell does my electric toothbrush charge with no visible connection!? 

They should be using this wizardry to charge EV's as you drive 

I've never tried Marmite 

But I do sometimes put a dollop of Nutella in my coffee...

8 hours ago, blandy said:

Today, no yesterday, sorry, a bloke was in the boiler room with a saw. Today was 29 degrees in the morning and 19 after dinner I mean, wtf!  We had heaters in to warm the place up 2 days ago, then portable( ish) units to cool it down, doors open, doors shut.

Intemperate lunacy reigns.

Maybe it's the boss trying to keep you all awake 

but 2 years!? What are these jokers doing? Even if they're guessing at parts they should have got it right by now!

8 minutes ago, TB said:

I'm pretty sure the equivalent of hipsters existed in Victorian times.

But was their pork pulled ?

52 minutes ago, TB said:

I'm sorry, but any possible connection to any Pink Floyd album cover is lost on me. I imagine Storm Thorgerson (if he still were alive) wouldn't be too happy with that comparison.

But IMO it's a very good contribution to this thread. Maybe I'll be able someday to spot / shoot / post something as good (or even better) on here.

 I don't think we need to speak of the dead in relation to what was an insignificant off the cuff comment, it's unnecessary and disrespectful. 

Can you tell a green field, from a cold steel rail?

5 minutes ago, Ikantcpell said:

Commercial, it has ruined youtube and is now ruining VT aswell...

There's even giant adverts on motorways these days! 'Hey you, just take your attention away from the road for a moment so I can sell you my great product' 

3 hours ago, blandy said:

Ours is broken - not broken as in it won't turn on (or off) but broken in that the place is either freezing cold, with people sitting in coats and jumpers etc. or red hot. It changes every day - the temp is either about 17 or about 29. no middle ground.

It's been like this for ages.

People come every day to "sort" it. 2 years on, still as bollexed as it was.

I want to kill them all.

It sounds like a faulty branch selector (BS) box to me. Either faulty Pcb or sticky solenoids 

What ever happened to that other great thread of times gone by - I think it was called 'and in today's news' or similar?

IIRC it was basically just a good excuse to take the piss out of you about your love of tin cans (Alfa's) 

1 hour ago, PieFacE said:

Yes!

P1EFACE is my tag. Feel free to add. Could do with a few more squaddies.

Wow, we're a rare breed! I'll add you up ( I'm CUSH7Y btw)

Just give me a week to get my eye in, I'm a little rusty on the BF engine.

I guess this will go down like a lead balloon but I'll say it anyway 

Have we got any soldiers on xbone?

Looks like a Pink Floyd album cover 

No it definitely is an oxymoron 

scotch bonnets are hotter and have a much more intense flavour, I got no room for fence sitters in my ultimate burger.

2 hours ago, Xela said:

How is it only Wednesday? Feels like it should be Friday already, mind you, already done more than 45 hours this week in 3 days. What a mug

Jalapeño's are for hipsters with Victorian beards. 

Burger, rocket salad, beef tomato, grated cheddar, scotch bonnets, West Indies pepper sauce 

she knows a good thing when she sees it, won't touch her dinner