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Derryvillan

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  1. Click me Won't connect for me BOF. Must be too many people trying to access it.
  2. JulieB wrote Don't.Tell.Him.That!
  3. But was the £20m from them or media.Like our £20m summer transfer budget?
  4. A guy joins the french foreign legion. After about a month,hes frustrated at whacking off so at parade one morning asks the legionairre next to him how far the nearest town is. Gets told its miles away. Another week passes and he cant take it anymore. Tells the other legionairre as much and that hes desperate. Hes informed that any night except Sunday to use the water barrel next to the horses after 10 o'clock. About half 10 that evening gets up sneaks over to the barrel and round the back finds a hole. Whips it out,inserts and has about 15 minutes of what feels like the best b10w j0b ever. Goes back to his tent for a great nights sleep. Next morning at parade thanks his mate for the info. Asks him can he do that every night. "Every night except Sunday" "Why cos its the sabbath"? "NO,COS ITS YOUR NIGHT IN THE BARREL"!
  5. Ill take your Milosevic and raise you a Collymore :evil:
  6. Agree 100%. Although I'd take a few trophies and CL football as well. 8)
  7. Why,is he trying to sell the rights to 'On The Buses'? Sorry :oops:
  8. Um,or perhaps you could just say no! :roll:
  9. On Skysports text this morning the Comers have formed "Avil" to drive the deal ahead.Then just the usual "talks ongoing,best deal for major shareholders,for the club to prosper."
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