A guy joins the french foreign legion.
After about a month,hes frustrated at whacking off so at parade one morning asks the legionairre next to him how far the nearest town is.
Gets told its miles away.
Another week passes and he cant take it anymore.
Tells the other legionairre as much and that hes desperate.
Hes informed that any night except Sunday to use the water barrel next to the horses after 10 o'clock.
About half 10 that evening gets up sneaks over to the barrel and round the back finds a hole.
Whips it out,inserts and has about 15 minutes of what feels like the best b10w j0b ever.
Goes back to his tent for a great nights sleep.
Next morning at parade thanks his mate for the info.
Asks him can he do that every night.
"Every night except Sunday"
"Why cos its the sabbath"?
"NO,COS ITS YOUR NIGHT IN THE BARREL"!