Mazrim

So we think MON has lost his marbles then do we? That was quick. Honest to Christ...... Titus Bramble :roll:

We wont. Dont worry.

A straight replacement for J'Lloyd Samuel.....who couldnt get in the team. I think we'll manage.

Why not go for Alves instead? Think big gentlemen.

Perhaps it was just 5% of Darren Bent as the other 95% is signing for Spurs.......

Maz most of what you say is credible, however the window has not stopped other announcements What announcements though? Are we talking paper talk or what? For instance, have Man Utd officially announced that they've signed those two players or have they leaked it to the press in anticipation of announcing it tomorrow or is it just bullshit? Its hard to tell. Its all smoke and mirrors and enigmas wrapped in a mystery with an outer shell of subterfuge.

A few of the lads in my office went over there for lunch and they saw him. They are dirty noses and came back going mad about it. Obviously I knew i'd get abused for posting it but....bovvered. I'm not abusing you. I just wanted to know if you saw him or somebody else did.

A bit of bondage to pass the time until July 1st eh Mazrim. It cant hurt. Oh wait....it does.

I usually hear the odd thing but I havent heard much lately. There is so many new staff at VP now that its hard to find anything out. Everything is very hush hush at the moment. I think a few deals have already been tied up though. There are still a hell of a lot of people on holidays. Players, managers and agents included. Plus, nothing official can really be announced yet as the window isnt open. For all we know, ALL our targets could be tied up already.

So you were told Bent is in Mere Green. You didn't actually see him yourself?

Mere Green is nowhere near Tottenham though.

In fairness, I'd like to punch Damien Johnson too.

Bramble is nailed on for Blose.

Welcome to La Season d'silly.

So he is not at the Belfry at the moment having talks with the Villa as I was told 20 minutes ago? Correct.

I can confirm we are 100% NOT signing Titus "****" Bramble

To all the panickers. Just so you know, I'm going to sit here and have a good laugh at your expense.

We only tried to get Klos because Sorensen and Taylor were injured remember.

If Liverpool werent so negative thingking they may have won against a pretty ordinary Milan (on the night anyway). But yes, they have bought so may good defensive midfielders hoping one will click alongside Gerrard. Too many average Spanish or spanish speaking players though. Thats their problem. On the flip side we have a few decent all round midfielders in Petrov Barry and Gardner but could do with a couple of players in there. One an attacking midfielder and a player to break up play and has a bit of quality on the ball too. I still think Kallstrom and Sneijder would be more than suitable if we could get them.

I have a slightly more sophisticated system of deciding how good a player is than how many caps he has for an U21 side or if Man Utd have noticed him and made a bid to be honest. Also, I have been watching Gardner in reserves for a year or two and have formed my opinion on that. And I am sure he is a better player now, if not as experienced. I dont recall seeing NRC smashing volleys in after making perfectly timed runs and playing in several positions when called upon. Come to think of it, I've never seen NRC doining anything of note particularly. A good player but limited. Gardner has awesome potential. One day you might notice.

You mean when NRC left for Man Utd? I dont remember that one. Its nothing to do with Claret and Blue specs. Just knowing a player when I see one. He just happens to be a Villa player.

No he isnt. Gardner will be at least twice the player NRC is. Anyway. I think we should be looking at Kim Kallstrom. A good all round midfielder. Tall, strong and a good range of passing. Ideally suited for the PL. Kallstrom and Sneijder would be perfect for us.

You can discuss whatever you wish with whoever you wish but registrations cannot change hands until the window is open.

Personally I'd keep Bouma at LB with Barry, Ridewell and O'Halloran as back up. Its not like Bouma isnt a top class experienced player.

Is Taylor really all that good? I mean, yes he scores spectacular goals but there doesnt seem to be much else. Like another Hitzlsperger to be honest.