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Anyone know a decent mobile phone contact on offer anywhere? £25/month tops, but preferably less - in fact as little as possible. If it has cashback on Quidco too then all the better, but not vital. Mainly need lots of texts (unlimited ideally) and some minutes too, but not loads.

It's for the girlfriend, so any fancy phone with internet etc is good, but she also needs a new laptop so if anyone knows of any deals which include one then let me know

probably better to try the phones for you website.

I'd definitely agree that if you're looking for a mobile phone then a mobile phone website is a better place to find one than a football forum.

Justify my childhood

It was too silly for VT, but just silly enough for Yahoo Answers

Nothing is too silly for VT at the moment! Have you seen the main boards!?

Curling a huge dump off and when you go to wipe yer crevis, the paper is clean as a whistle; almost like it came out wrapped in cling film!

Time saving efficiency 8)

What was the question?

Why don't you let the helpful folk of VT answer your question?

Did this tool really cost us £8M?

£8M as in the same amount that Spurs spent to land Van Der Vaart.

Sickening.

He looks rusty. This game was too early for him.

Agreed.

He only started because Gavin McAllister is bent for him. It was a **** ridiculous decision! You don't give him his first game back against a team like Spurs after he's been out for eight months. It's not like he's a seasoned Premier League player either; it was only his fifth (?) PL start.

We're really good at letting Spurs have the ball aren't we.

The real shock from that first 45 minutes is that we need either NRC or Petrov in the middle of the pitch.

I wouldn't have known that before the game started. Lucky I'm not a football manager.

Heskey is injured for a change!

Went down the cashpoint earlier and someone had left £40 in the machine! Result!!

I think I'm going to spend it on Heroin when I'm in Dublin in a couple of weeks. Just waiting for the bloke to PM me back.

And there won't be snow in Africa this christmas time

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Yeah, and we won't be basking in temperatures of 30+ degrees this Christmas time, but I don't see the Africans singing songs for us.

Also wtf is up with the servers? I am yet to play more that 3 games in a row without a lobby being closed followed by another 10 minutes trying to find another game. Piss take.

And i bet they still release new maps for a ridiculously high fee without sorting this major problem....

PS3 by any chance!? I'm finding I'm waiting ages for a game and then when I do find one it's likely I'll get "Connection interrupted" half way through!!

AK74u works well both ways; with the grip/rapid fire you'll only lose a shoot-out if someone gets the drop on you.

I've just had a FFA using the AK74 as above and I actually got over 25 kills for a change. Good tip! Kudos to you, sir.

One of my main problems was losing shoot outs with people.

I'm shit at this game.

You can bet your bottom dollar that if I turn left/right out of a building or wherever, someone will then pop up from the right/left and shoot me in the back!!! :cry:

The Lovely Ladies thread is nowhere to be seen.

DAMN YOU CHRIS_AVFC AND YOUR FATASS-CLUNGEWHORES!

FFS

How hard was it for him just to edit his post and remove the picture!!

This has been dire on the PS3 lately. It can take ages to get a game. They need to sort the poxy servers out.

Oh, and why does it put you into a FFA game that only has a minute or two left.

Anyone else use it?? I'm with Orange btw, naturally.

No, but have you upgraded your service so that you can receive the T-mobile signal as well?

You might have done it already, but I only found out about it last week. :oops:

I love tube/underground/subway systems, wherever they are.

They just seem like magic - you go down a hole in the ground and come up somewhere else, with no idea how you got there. It's like Alice in Wonderland.

Don't listen to him.

The undeground is a treacherous maze of claustrophobic tunnels, full of people rushing around, trampling over each other in their desperate attempt to get back to the surface. One false move and you'll find yourself going North West on the Metropolitan line heading towards the arse end of nowhere.

Some people go down to the underground and don't appear again for hours on end after getting themselves lost in the complex web of passageways.

True story.

You're probably better off staying at home.

Pubs that show football but don't have the commentary on!

I actually really like that. You don't get the shite commentary and "pundits" clouding and shaping your views of the game.

You don't get commentary when you go to the game ....

I could handle it without the commentary but I think crowd noise at least is required to get some kind of feel for the atmosphere.

It feels like too much of a passive experience when there is music playing.

Exactly!! I'm there to immerse myself in the game - not to listen to pissing Fall Out Boy. I want to hear the crowd and the pundits talking out of their arse. It's part of watching the game on television.

Imagine sitting at home watching the game, but having it on silent and playing "Rocks Greatest Hits" on your stereo instead.

Pubs that show football but don't have the commentary on!

I've just been to a pub to watch the game; they've got four HD TVs plus a huge HD screen, but rather allowing people to listen to the commentary, they're playing music instead.

Just downloaded the full version of Angry Birds.

See you in a week or two, losers!

Played it yet? I think it's shite. I deleted it after 20 minutes.

Anyone know of a good place to find decent deals on flights? I've tried Expedia (obvious choice) but was wondering if anyone can recommend somewhere else.

kayak.co.uk

You know what I mean. No matter if android phones were free, never ran out of batteries, could grant wishes. Loads of people, mainly women would still want an iphone simply because it is an iphone.

Wow.

That is crazy.

Your welcome back here James. I'll forgive you.

I'd forgive him too.

I really hope this turns into a 'Robbie Keane: Spurs - Liverpool - Spurs' scenario.

Lads, have you heard about this...

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