ChrisVillan

1 minute ago, GENTLEMAN said:

The ‘reference point’ would be the 18 yard line. You run other measurement lines parallel to this datum. At least that’s how I would do it.

Would you also do it in a fat crayon?

Wait, so all the city bots falling over themselves to get a degree in interpretation of language were wrong?

13 minutes ago, a m ole said:

good thing i don’t have anything better to do!

this is the scene. what you see in the mirror is from the perspective of the blue lines on the right hand side. as you can see, the phone cord would go straight down by boris’ body, the exact opposite of what you see with his arm which now looks outstretched.

The thumbs up!

2 hours ago, a m ole said:

I don’t want to piss on anyone’s chips, but there is nothing wrong with the picture. The cord is pointing directly towards the mirror at the same angle the camera is looking at it. 

don’t make me draw more vanishing points

I don't believe you. Do it.

2 minutes ago, DCJonah said:

Not really. He played the ball, Mings was tackled.n

And he was behind the ball, or level at least.

3 hours ago, OutByEaster? said:

The Callum Rowe loan is a strange one - their league is suspended at the moment isn't it?

 

It is now. Very unfortunate but it's all tied up in a lie from DCMS, discussions and votes this past week have done nothing but clarify the Step 2 clubs' opposition to taking loans and playing on. Step 1 clubs are playing on for now because the majority was in favour.

In short, still all up in the air. Saves him going to actual Hereford at least.

I still haven't heard Caligula, dunno why, but I really liked the Sightless Pit album. That'll be enough to tempt me in for a new LI album, I'd imagine.

1 minute ago, dounavilla said:

villareport

 

@villareport

Olympique de Marseille sporting director Pablo Longoria is actively searching to replace Morgan Sanson. Marseille expect €17m or €18m from #avfc but an offer of €15m could be enough. [@lequipe]

villareport

 

@villareport

Olympique de Marseille sporting director Pablo Longoria is actively searching to replace Morgan Sanson. Marseille expect €17m or €18m from #avfc but an offer of €15m could be enough. [@lequipe]

villareport

 

@villareport

Olympique de Marseille sporting director Pablo Longoria is actively searching to replace Morgan Sanson. Marseille expect €17m or €18m from #avfc but an offer of €15m could be enough. [@lequipe]

villareport

 

@villareport

Olympique de Marseille sporting director Pablo Longoria is actively searching to replace Morgan Sanson. Marseille expect €17m or €18m from #avfc but an offer of €15m could be enough. [@lequipe]

villareport

 

@villareport

Olympique de Marseille sporting director Pablo Longoria is actively searching to replace Morgan Sanson. Marseille expect €17m or €18m from #avfc but an offer of €15m could be enough. [@lequipe]

villareport

 

@villareport

Olympique de Marseille sporting director Pablo Longoria is actively searching to replace Morgan Sanson. Marseille expect €17m or €18m from #avfc but an offer of €15m could be enough. [@lequipe]

villareport

 

@villareport

Olympique de Marseille sporting director Pablo Longoria is actively searching to replace Morgan Sanson. Marseille expect €17m or €18m from #avfc but an offer of €15m could be enough. [@lequipe]

villareport

 

@villareport

Olympique de Marseille sporting director Pablo Longoria is actively searching to replace Morgan Sanson. Marseille expect €17m or €18m from #avfc but an offer of €15m could be enough. [@lequipe]

 

Nailed it.

1 minute ago, Jareth said:

God it's at times like this I wish someone could just post a VillaReport Tweet to let us all know what's happening - even if it's 100% false. 

14 minutes ago, kidlewis said:

Admit I’ve gone into it big time kicking off with all the city rocket polishers. Apparently Mings had the ball under control but the exact same incident with Ronaldo, the defender wasn’t controlling it.

 

either way it’s wrong because it’s about a deliberate act to play the ball. Having it under control doesn’t come into it 

It's a bot farm. Don't waste your energy.

6 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said:

I'm still **** annoyed at this. Again, more annoyed at people supporting it.

How anyone can read the Offside rule and say that Rodri received the ball from Mings, rather than tackled him is stupid or disingenuous. By definition, to receive indicates passivity. You cannot actively receive something. Rodri actively gets the ball.

And ex refs coming out one by one to say it was a correct interpretation of the law. Words continue to fail me. 

It'll happen again this weekend, go the other way like it has the previous billion times it's happened, and nobody will say a word. 100%.

Love you Conor. 

Just now, wazzap24 said:

He’s the poverty Paul Bettany. 

Also, I watched one of his videos the other day and judging by his nasal whine, I suspect he might be rather partial to a bit of nose candy. 

Ugly word removed, ain't he.

3 minutes ago, SuperTed said:

Maybe the Spring fatigue is setting in a bit earlier than usual? 
 

I’m glad I can say that on a Villa platform because apparently saying it on Twitter in a Leeds fans eyes warrants rape threats. 

Don't worry, you won't have to wait long to be told exactly how and why you're wrong and Leeds are the best.

So are Villa still soft and stupid, or...?

40 minutes ago, Genie said:

I caught the closing stages and they said something along the lines of John Yems has managed to get one over the great Bielsa. People say managers like Bruce has mates in the media but this is another level.

He is great though.

Honestly, sometimes I wonder whether some of you even know he sits on a bucket.

More 4D chess from these irredeemable words removed. Masterful.

In the Milan v Torino match, Torino have just been given a penalty for exactly what happened with Dougie and Pogba against Manchester United. If anything, the Milan player made slightly more of a challenge than Luiz before the shooter/runner clipped his calf.

Overturned.

Thank the gods for the apparent re-emergence of consequences.

8 minutes ago, Davkaus said:

Different competitions, with different restrictions and different precedents. If they try to make us play after other PL games have been rescheduled, including our own game against Newcastle, we should go down the legal route IMO.

BUT WHAT IF SOME PEOPLE ON TWITTER REPLY TO US WITH MBAPPE GIFS?

All of those and all of the other ones. Including Villa.