Khizzy

Not every signing is going to work out. It's not happening for him. Give him until the end of the season and we can decide what to do then. 

Filthy goal. Just the sort of magic only Bertie can conjure up. He's very unpredictable! 

Shows what an elite level manager can do for the likes of McGinn. 

Did surprisingly well today. I feel as though the manager knows how to squeeze every last bit of talent from him. 

Finally safe from relegation

Thanks to Bailey we lost two points there. Should have taken our chances though. Missed Kamara a lot today. 

Does this officially make him world class now? 

Loving SJM v2.0!

At least Hanks will know what it's like to be a proper Villa fan now... 

We should cash in our chips while his stock is still high. 

Bin this guy. Too greedy and can't finish. 

Would Cameron Archer be one of the best strikers in the Portuguese league right now? Probably. 

Sell Watkins in the summer, get a proven goalscorer in and let Archer and Duran fight for the second striker spot. 

I blame the idiot who made the video about Kamara being press-resistant because he certainly wasn't today. Jinxed it. 

Let's face it, there's a slim chance we might get sucked into the relegation places. The only thing that has suffered significantly is the quality on our bench. Most of those players were surplus to requirements anyway. Aside from losing Ings it might prove to be a good window but we won't know until the end of the season when it's all done and dusted. 

Can't be arsed with all the panicking! We must have enough faith in the younger players to take the spots on the bench and it will be good to see them play as well. I'd rather have them there than some rubbish Championship level players who don't want to play for us. 

I think we will invest heavily in the summer, and the success of obtaining our targets will inexplicably be linked to our final position in Premier League this season. 

Does anyone have a time machine so we can just skip the crap and pretend it's 1st Feb?

We've got time to make some signings now without it interfering with game prep, so I hope we can make the most of this opportunity. 

Stop being a dick, Emery! (absolutely love the guy but been waiting to say that for ages and couldn't find the right time to do so) 

If he doesn't get his work permit, can we loan him to Villareal and then when it's all sorted he can come back to play for the real Villa?

I thought this was John Duran....

This guy is going to hang around at the club for a while now, like a bad smell. Won't be shifting him I think. 

Should change her job title to the EDL officer instead, sounds way more appropriate. 

Been a fan since 1990 but for some reason I've leaned more heavily towards players that have been with us more recently. 

Laursen 

Grealish 

Martinez 

Yorke

Benteke

We could have won that if Bailey hadn't kicked air instead of the ball twice. 

Makes me proud to say that the best keeper in the world right now plays for us.