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7 hours ago, stewiek2 said:

They don't see the irony of spouting that they're the only true club in Birmingham, that we're all non-brummies only for JLR to be based outside Brum in the borough of Solihull.

 

Mate.

Trust me and I may have mentioned this before, it's a myth that LR Solihull is all Blosers, there's just as many Vile there. 

37 minutes ago, sidcow said:

Where are they going to build a mega stadium. 

The NEC? Outside of Birmingham. 

Sniggers. 

Rumour is on the wheels land. 45k capacity stadium and a sports complex

Just now, mjmooney said:

Oh, I dunno. If they're thorough I reckon they could get up to nine or ten quid's worth of stuff to take to Cash Converters. 

There's plenty of rubble you could sell as hardcore. Then again, it's probably contaminated so worth bugger all. 

22 hours ago, stewiek2 said:

Did he then go drinking in town.....

 

 

 

 

Mate?

Like the Dandy he is.........

My friend. 

57 minutes ago, mjmooney said:

Not even close. With judicious use of a few semicolons, Marcel Proust effortlessly manages 599 words: 

 

I don't think Proust posts much on VT these days though.

6 hours ago, Demitri_C said:

Apparently they are only getting half of the 3m reported for jobe bellingham as he only has one year left on his contract 

Maybe they'll only retire half of his shirt number then, so goodbye 13 1/2.

8 hours ago, Keyblade said:

Alex McLeish, far more accomplished manager than he'll likely ever will be, and we brought out the bedsheets when he was announced.

I think the bedsheets were out before he was announced! 

47 minutes ago, Zatman said:

I think Scott Hogan is maybe a Gardner

FTFY

Come on, guys, cut them some slack. Maybe they were just trying to cheer themselves up, they do seem a pretty glum bunch, looking at the photo. 

Shame really

18 hours ago, Strog said:

Beautiful isn’t it

Not the hernia by the way

I'll show it you for a pound. 

I laughed enough at Cov yesterday, now I've given myself a hernia!

3 hours ago, Dodgyknees said:

There are blue pills for that pal

Not sky blue pills though ...........

Ha ha ha ha ha ha etc etc. 

3 minutes ago, Strog said:

Lottery time.. I think Sky Blose light are the favourites..

Skylight Blose. 

Couldn't be arsed to crop it TBH. I'm a busy man

Walking to a Wasps game one week, past the Novatel, someone had dumped two old fridges by the Welcome To Coventry sign. To this day I still kick myself for not taking a photo of them.

On 13/05/2023 at 20:53, Genie said:

We don’t do ginger jokes any more as it could offend a member 

*cough* @El Zen *cough*

Ginger member?

Two points? Suspended?

And they call us jammy.

They do a great cover of Hand in Glove by the The Smiths. 

20 minutes ago, mottaloo said:

Sorry to be "that" guy, but wasn't Springer jewish....and what with that being a church 'n all.....

And your point is........?