theunderstudy

We are the first side to keep Chelsea out in a 0-0 draw in 2010

BBC WM (Which i Just caught the end of) laying into Downing and Ireland.

Not contributing? We'll forget he's our top scorer then.

Over. 1 point against Chelsea isn't a disaster.

Come on Villa keep going.... anyone but NRC there!

OMG that was fecking close!

FFS Ash, please do a LOT of set piece training again. Apart from that goal against Bolton, you have squandered nearly every set piece for a long time. Let Downing take the set pieces.

In all honesty a draw isnt a bad result although a win would be great. COME ON LADS! 4 minutes.

I would have liked to see Bannan in all honesty.

FFS Villa come on! Get at them.

Go on Sid.... Mr. Terry called your bike shit.

Mason is a word removed. Sorry limpid, just a little peed off about having basically no ability to keep up with the game save this.

Cheers Redditch.

Christ Clark went close then!

Oh come on! Pardon me for WM not even working!

I'm forced to rely on biased scraps from the BBC!

Where's Delph? or Sidwell? They'll **** terry right up.

Delph??? Where have you been?

I'm aware Delph has an ACL injury and is due back in March (or sooner) I'm a big fan of Delph, have been hyping him for a while.

I was referencing Delph's aggresive, ugly, mis-timed challenges much like Sidwells Because Delph and Sidders would **** Terry iup.

Where's Delph? or Sidwell? They'll **** terry right up. Disgusting little chavvy word removed. Nearly **** Milner up last year now Ash been smashed into.

Whos come on?

Prove me wrong Gerard. We must not lose this. This is a game we should be competing in, considering Chelsea's injuries. I thought Emile had a dead leg, not a hamstring strain! Why has it taken him a week and a bit to recover?

Carew has been utter shit since Wolves last year (or Reading, whichever was more recent) why can't we give Delfouneso a chance... re: Cuellar play him at centre back if you aren't going to at right back!

FFS! BEYE!? CAREW!?

Heskey Albrighton and L Young not even on the bench? I was hopefl of a win, but that has dented my confidence. I cant see us winning now unfortunately.

Lampard is out! He's our scourge, not Drogba!

Gonna say 1-3 Chelsea

Dont like coming to illa Park though so theregonna hve a attle on der hands if tey want 3 points

A little bit early to be that drunk (pot, kettle, black etc)

It's never too early to be drunk.

Wait a sec.... Gaz is that an official line-up? Or just what you want to see?

Pre-empting victory eh General? I certainly hope it will be!

Villa-themed question here..... Have you ever had a balti pie?

Three children are playing with their mohter. The first one says "Mother, why am I called Petal?" The mother answers, "Because Petal, when you were born, a petal fell onto your forehead." Petals says "Oh, thats nice" The second child says "Mother why am I called Daisy?" THe mother answers "Because Daisy, when you were very small a Daisy fell on you head." and Daisy smiles. THe third child shouts "Gllaalghhhghhllglh" and the mother says "Oh shut up Dishwasher."

Really CED? I was planning to see it, but i am definitely going to see it now, it looks bob on.

Grey hairs? You lot are old feckers already!