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Wait so he basically says, "Gallas is better as he didn't allow his contract to run down to get a pay day, so don't boo Gallas, but Sol Campbell is fair game." He's a **** hypocritical terrrrrwat.

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Crying fowl? Well we all enjoy that, albeit for more 'poultry' reasons

I beat my wife at dominos the other night.

She needs to learn that I choose the pizza toppings.

I made a really great sandwich today, cheese, ham, tomato, a crisp lettuce leaf, garnished with whole grain mustard and coleslaw, all wrapped lovingly in a fresh baguette.

Anyway, I left the room, for a few minutes (due to a fairly troublesome shit) and when I came back in it was gone. I was completely beside myself. I checked the fridge, the microwave, desperately trying to think where I could have put it. I had a look in the oven even though I knew I couldn't have put it there. I went back to the bathroom, tears forming in my eyes (though I maintain that it was from the smell I left in there rather than my emotional trauma) to see if I might have taken it up with me. Next I rushed round my housemates' rooms trying to find a potential thief, or failing that, at least getting some help on my search.

After half an hour of looking I came to a stunning realisation... I could easily have made another sandwich in the time I had spent looking for it.

In a completely unrelated matter, I have some advice for Kate and Gerry.

Hate to say it Rob, BUT http://www.villatalk.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=512&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=3945

I was changing the password for my computer the other day.

I typed in "Portugalhotel"

But apparently it wasn't secure enough...

I want to see (not kidding here) Salifou. In midfield, I dont think playing Hogg and Bannan would work against those thugs.

Who's that Tegis?

Producers have scrapped plans to make the new programme CSI Small Heath after it was found no one had any dental records and everybody had the same DNA.

We're the 4th best side in English football, Everton are only 4th if you include the Community Shield.

It's OBE's dream, seeing contracts being renewed!

I'm very happy we're getting our arses in gear with regards to contracts.

Either way the Blouse only sing "Keep Right On" which is shit.

The way NRC is going on, half of me doesn't want him to stay.

I think (correct me if I'm wrong) its to do with us clapping or as they like to say "singing in a high pitched voice".

WBA call us seals.... even funnier a group of them were mouthing off on 606 on our board as well, the Wolves ones are the only ones not thick as shit and trying to have a go!

The British are probably keener on their drink than the irish!

Sleep-masturbation would be the best thing since sliced bread though.

Well when I master sleep-masturbation I'll tell you

Occasionally, don't we all!?

Oh definitely, people just get aggressive behind the wheel of a car, its a power thing, like whenever you have some power you usually go a bit power mad.

And yes Gareth, I DID set them, and I woke up (well into semi+conciousness then fell asleep again!

I've got two! (On my phone and a clock radio)

Oversleeping - I should know better.

I was going to say, I've been impressed by Lichaj's determination, same with Weimann, although Weimann is far more talented IMO.

Yes, Carew has scored at Stamford Bridge, we're back in this, haha! 1-1!!!

Really Tony? If so, Andrew Neill