theunderstudy

I've wanted to see the Drums for a while actually, I quite like their music.

Mmm, just had spit-roasted chicken and potato wedges... lovely.

No problem. You thieving scouse git

(Joke, don't take offence. )

Bloc Party - Helicopter.

Why does Spain have a racism problem? Without meaning to be offensive, they have light brown skin and are right next to Africa, yet you saw the way their fans behaved in the Spain-England game, and towards Lewis Hamilton in Spain. Portgual had Euro 2004, and we haven't hosted the World Cup in 52 years.... lets have it here FIFA!

Spain-Portugal looks more likely, but I hope its England cos I will be down at VP watching whatever match is there!

My parents wouldn't let my sisters get their ears pierced until they left school. And two of them have left but haven't bothered to get their ears pierced!

Commentary from tomorrow...

"And that completes Pires' hat-trick, and Villa lead 3-0 with 1 minute of injury time left, you couldn't make it up! *long pause* Hang on, a Villa suporter appears to have gone berserk in the stands and is heading towards me.... Security! SECURITY!!"

If that happened (beating Arsenal, not Stevo rabidly attacking a match commentator) I will be very happy.

I think the one thing that can't happen is this idea of NorthernEuro and SouthernEuro - you can't manage that. You can't announce you're dissolving the euro either - it just gets trashed in the markets - and where are they going to print all the francs, DM, pesetas etc without anyone noticing. The only possibility is that countries are ejected (or eject themselves) one by one. There isn't any other convincing narrative (apart from continuing in the faerytale narrative upon which we are already travelling).

This.

You can't create a Northern and Southern Euro, it's preposterous.

Tbh you can make anything, but I agree with Stevo here, if they said, "Well it had to be on the script!" it woul,d be more accurate.

I reckon we can win. Why? Because we can win, it's not beyond us to get a result is it? Are people that pessimistic? Come on lads!

Buses in narrow lanes. Woohoo.

Here we are lads..... and I'm sticking with it.

Actually I've been using that one for the past 5 or 6 years. I don't even know if its been on Sickipedia that long.

Back on topic.

Two tramps are sitting together on a bench, and one turns to the other and says "I had sex last night with a woman" and the other says "really? How?" And the other tramp says "Well I went down to the railway, and I came across a girl on the tracks tied down, so I untied her, and I carried her to a nearby bench, and we had sex in loads of different positions" and the said "Wow! Did you get any head as well?" The other one says "nah, I didn't find her head."

I typed the and symbol instead of . but no keyboard mashing. :?

I love finishing at 12.30 on Friday

Please tell me he died in turkey.

Well quite. Forget your fancy-dan e-cloths, nappies are great for washing your car, cleaning rust, and of course shining shoes.

And now you shall love WD40.

My parents used old school nappies when we were kids, not then new-fangled ones, so all the old nappies are useful for cleaning using WD40 after you wash 'em.

*NB the nappies were washed after every time*

Should be a life ban purely for using that name!

Well you can't argue with that.

It is amazing stuff! Kudos to whoever invented it.

And no problem Wiggy, as Mike said, it can do practically anything

I'm lucky in that my hair grows so slowly I only have to shave it once a week.

Wiggy, have you tried WD40 and an old cloth in cleaning it?

No mate, will that remove the spots?

Well I had my old 1st year apprenticeship lathe and milling machine exercises out the other day, and they were rusty as, but a little bit of WD40 normally does the trick for me.