Pilchard

Shes just done it again.

My 6 week year old has just been sick on her Villa bib. Most exciting thing so far.

Oh crumbs. Forest corner.

Atmosphere dead. 

1 minute ago, Chindie said:

For all the dominance, doesn't feel like we're about to score. Or any time soon either.

We seem to have our backs to the goal a bit too much

1 minute ago, dudevillaisnice said:

Forest have slowed it down to suit them 

This is quite dull

Ayew is no defender

We are playing a very high line

Just now, Chindie said:

Perhaps I'm too cynical, but I bet he's absolutely fine.

Of course he was.

No surprise he's running about now

Come on Villa, score a goal.

Ayew could have had that. Was playing for the penalty

Henri Lansbury has plaits in his hair. 

Forest should forfeit this game on account of their atrocious away kit.

Come on Villa.

Weak midfield. Need to get Tishibola fit. Disappointed Gollini remains. 

Every game is a must win game.

Fully expect another loss - with such an error prone goalkeeper I find it hard to believe anything else.

2 hours ago, blandy said:

Mine should be waiting when I get home later.

I'm currently listening to it at work. I was expecting emotion, but my gosh. I'm sat at my desk both amazed and wanting to cry at the same time.

2 hours ago, Designer1 said:

Basically, it sounds like a bloke who has had the shit kicked out of him mentally and then written an album.

I think that's a top way of describing it. It's bleak, black, haunting. And brilliant - if it's suitable to use that word. The lyrics. God. "Soon the children will be rising" on Distant Sky. 

I've been listening to Foreverland for the past week. I think the tweeness of that has made this seem even more bleak. How on earth he pulled this out I don't know. It's not one for listening to whilst driving.

Only one player slouching back in his chair there.

You'll never guess which one.

Erm, didn't he sign one last summer? I wonder why the rush in this one

What exactly is the hold-up on these - what I expect to be fairly dull - minutes? 

Why doesn't the match reports mention his beard?

He has a beard!! Hahaha!!!!!!!

7 minutes ago, Michael118 said:

I can't understand the optimism surrounding this transfer window to be honest.

I think we are weaker than we started in most areas except up front. 

What an interesting viewpoint. Please explain more why you think our defence of Chester and Elphick are worse than Lescott, Richards, Okore and Clark.