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    Ashley off, Weimann on
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    Albrighton MOM?
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    Heskey off, Osbourne on
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    Seems that way, surely the 90 are up by now?
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    2-2 McGurk - super sub. Now lets win it
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    Bannan freekick crossed in, Steve sidefoots in
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    FT 3-0
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    More changes - almost the entire reserve team on the field now.
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    Peterborough's nickname is The Posh
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    Sidwell makes it 3-0
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    The jokes haven't been this bad since August 97
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    Nobody believed Jacko was dead until they found him stiff in the kids ward. Whats the difference between MJ and Alex Ferguson? Fergie will be playing Giggs in August.
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    3 men are in the desert, desperate for a drink. They come across a genie who promises to quench their thirst. He produces a slide and asks the men to climb it in turn and as they slide down shout out what they would like to drink. It will then appear at the bottom in a large tub. The first man climbs up and as he slides down cries out "Beer!" and lands in a tub of beer The second man uses the slide and shouts "Water", landing in a tub of water. The third man uses the slide and shouts "Weeeeee!!!!!"
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    A farmer is entertaining guests when his son bursts into the room and shouts "Dad, the bull is **** a cow! The farmer, ashamed at his son's colourful outburst talks to him later. "Next time you tell me this, say the bull is surprising the cow." Well, several days later, the boy comes shouting to his dad once more. "The bull is surprising the cows" The farmer replies "The bull cannot surprise more than one cow at once." "Oh yes he can!" replies the boy "Hows that?" repies the baffled farmer "He's **** the goat!"
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