Villaninireland

but i have been know to nibble on a sausage when pissed

^^^^^ LOL

Dont eat meat me

things that grow in the ground and taste like cardboard for me

what do ferrero roche( them posh chocs) n posh spice have in common ? both come in posh boxes

whats the peice of skin in between a womans arse & c*** for ? resting your chin on

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian

A Blues fan was walking to the dole office one day when his friend, another Blues fan, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first Blues fan was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike?"

The second Blues fan replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking along minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want!'"

The second Blues fan nodded approvingly, "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

man goes to a fancy dress wears nothing but a jam jar on his cock. Lady asks him "what are you ?" he replies a fire man break glass pull knob & I 'llcome as quick as I can

what does a dwarf get when he runs between a womans legs ? A flap across the face n a clit around the ear

What do you call a sleep walking nun ? A roamin catholic

Thought you would like it

Whats the difference between a tampax & a lada ? A tampax comes with its own tow rope

Hate intently all 3 of them Cabbage because hes a sneaky dirty wind up merchant whose crap at football , Yorke because of the badge kissing & joining the scum & Doug because hes destroying our club. If I had to chose 1 tho it would have to be Douglarse

mmmhhh Terrys choc orange mmmmhhh frys chocolate cream chocolate chocolate chocolate. They even made a cadburys alcoholic brandy thing 1 time mmhhhh mmhhhh chocolate n booze heaven

whats the difference between the scum & a triangle ? a triangle has 3 points !!!

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