Meath_Villan

My left testicle droops a bit lower than my right on hot days .....why is that

I said united first and liverpoola close second ...due to the face every spa in Ireland support one or the other, And i dont dislike them I HATE THEM

During the thriller against everton james milner reached a speed of 88 mph while running down the wing thus triggering the flux capaciter in his boots sending him crashing back in time to april 30 1945 where he ended up in a bunker in wor torn germany ....it was hitler so james with all his skill shimmid round old adolf with the ball and swiftly round house kicked him to the face instantly killing him ..the force of which sent him crashing back to the present in time to complete a pass that would lead to young scoring the winner ......James later deicated his man of the match performance to his great uncle BERT who fought WW2 but died tieing his shoe laces.....James celebrated the win with a hot cup of tea and a hobnob bicci

The film Good Will Hunting is based on James Milners friendship with Einstein, this came about when Einstein came up with formula e=mc....James calmly explaind NO U IDIOT it e=mc2 SQUARED...how you like them apples

JAmes milner CAN belive its not butter James milner CAN divide by zero While urinating JAmes is easily capable of welding titanium.

James is the only person ever to survive a chuck norris round house kick to the face.......and it was himself that landed that plane in the river in new york while eating a BRAWN sarni and drinking ale while playing street fighter 2 turbo......