Demitri_C

An English guy is having breakfast in Paris, one morning (coffee,

>>croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing

>>bubble-gum,

>>sits down next to him. ?The English guy ignores the Frenchman who,

>>nevertheless, starts a conversation.

>>

>>Frenchman: "You English eat the whole bread?"

>>

>>English guy (in a bad mood): "Of course."

>>

>>Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France, we

>>only eat

>>what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,

>>transform

>>them into croissants and sell them to the UK." The Frenchman has a

>>smirk on

>>his face.

>>

>>The English guy listens in silence.

>>

>>The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jam with the bread?"

>>

>>English guy: "Of course."

>>

>>Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and

>>chuckling).

>>

>>"We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put

>>all the

>>peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform

>>them into

>>jam, and sell the jam to the UK."

>>

>>After a moment of silence, The English guy then asks: "Do you have

>>sex in

>>France?"

>>

>>Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

>>

>>English guy: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used

>>them?"

>>

>>Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

>>

>>

>>English guy: "We don't - in the UK we put them in a container,

>>recycle them,

>>melt them down into bubble-gum and sell them to France."

>>

>>Hope the English guy walks across the map for you.

>>

ellis so closely **** this whole up. if he did i dunno what i would have done to him...

Padfield won't be bidding. Period.

You that confident ahamaad? i hope your right pal! there has been so many twists in this saga im not ruling anything out until wednesday comes and lerner is unveiled as our new owner

heres a question that hasnt been asked. can padfiled make a bid over the weekend? to my knowledge if the LSE is closed that would mean they have to bid earliest monday?

am i right or wrong for one of you experts?

Are all their fans retards????

Na not really, the rest are criminals.

unfortunately jez you get afew muppets at every club that are never happy.

the same questions are getting asked and answered. maybe we should do a sticky to answer them questions?

Rich, to amend that in order not to takeover the club, another bid would have to come in, be accepted and recommened by the board.

It means rothschilds would have to go back on their word

Ellis would have to witrhdraw a public statement he has made and he has NEVER done that

It's over everyone, calm down.

i hope you right ian. im getting abit nervous about these AV06 gimps. why can they buy everton or something? we alraedy have who we want.

i was wondering if they were allowed to do that as it will allow shareholders to wait and get more money

straggler, top post. you should post more often.

go away padfield and take neville with you

the point is why would a bunch of 'billionnairess' need to join up with anyone else.

exactly ian. doesnt sound right to me. if they are so powerful like they claim why do they need to merge the groups.

also why has it taken them so long to bid? i dont trust them at all. and they are making themselves look like unproffesional fools with "we will fly the flag"

i dont care if their english, portugese or american as long as they have villa best interests at heart. i dont think AV06 have.

so if AVO6 bid, and its the reported 70m can rothchilds reject it without ellis's interference, if it doesnt match lerners plans to make vilal big again?

i dont trust the av06 group, they have not once consulted the fans and have done all tehir talking in the media

And the "merger with Blues" comment smacks of being nothing but a desperate smear on Lerner, particularly given what we know if his track record in America - do we really want to do business with people who are prepared to sink so low?

slabsquare i didnt believe this rubbish from day one. i wouldnt be suprised if one of his "rivals" made this up to turn the fans against lerner. i wouldnt be suprised if its this AV06 group after their underhand tactics against lerner today.

agreed rich, its semlls of desperation getting fans on side. i must say padfield seems liek a poor businessman. he has revealed to the public that he will make £30m for MON. stupid tactic, if you go for palyers now clubs can take advnatge of the fee.

i dont like the sound of these lot

"When he watches the Cleveland Browns, his NFL side, he does not sit in the directors' box - there isn't one. He does not agree with elitism and division but prefers to sit in the press box so he can be near to the supporters."

this is a great thing taht lerner offers. he is a fan, tehse lot seem like just men that want to make money. lerner wants to do BOTH.

lerner in, av06 no thanks.

they need to have some serious players on tehir board also. look at their powerful men lerner has on his board. can AVO6 match that? i doubt it

oh god not more. cant tehse guys admit defeat?

put it this way, lerner has some powerful men also on the board. can AV06 offer us better than lerner? i doubt it.

they may have more money but do they have the brains? also MON and lerner seem to have the same passion and interest does this judge? i dont it.

Not sure any man should be doing things Greek style

that was the romans!

Due to a complaint, I provide some shots for Jimzk, Greek style

I provide beer for all VillaTalk members to celebrate Villa's New Era

im so happy. this has to be the best monday ever

Bill Howell finds method to prevent reading Jez's Villatalk Messages about him

I dont know how to do it.. i add the large links and then i get told off for not shortening. you fussy bastards lol

Pm jez, he will tell you how

you better link the stories KSV, or you could get a yellow!

i dont think lerner would spend a measley 5m. if he was MON wouldnt use it on one player i believe

and he is richer than glazer

cheers jez