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Son 0-1. We’re down to 4th. SMITH OUT!

Give this a watch

9 hours ago, StanBalaban said:

Getting a haircut from Jack?

He can give me a Douglas Luiz/Wesley nationality any day of the week. 

36 minutes ago, TheStagMan said:

Same here. Our morning management call contains three Liverpool fans, one of whom, when Liverpool won the title had a life size cardboard cut out of Jurgen Klopp in the background on every call for 3 weeks. No, I don't know where he got it from either. 

 

Anyway, this was me, this morning......

 

Excellent! One of them asked if he’d missed the memo and the theme of the meeting was “Favourite Drunk Drivers” when seeing Grealish. Salty boy. 

1 minute ago, Panto_Villan said:

I wonder if villalad has actually got it right? Days like this he gets to celebrate the amazing result, and on the days where we're a train wreck he gets to stand atop the wreckage and celebrate being right.

He’s running to Klingon Lescott’s house talking about restored balance and asking where’s your car tweets now, Joleon. Telling ya. 

14 minutes ago, gwi1890 said:

Hause is better than Gomez

Based on that my Nan is better than Gomez. 
 

Well Done Ezri

30 minutes ago, LondonLax said:

Has anyone seen villalad21? He seems quieter than usual?

Funnily enough I was about to post the same

Think it was. Can’t remember feeling this happy in recent times, even after the promotion. Have had to take a sleeping tablet as I’m literally bouncing in bed (queue Kenneth Williams gif )

7 hours ago, TheAuthority said:

True, but today is still a good chance to increase our goal difference so we should still aim to score 4 or 5 

This aged incredibly well

1 hour ago, Greenfly said:

https://www.smallheathalliance.com/read.php?1,2916921,page=10

I've had a lovely time reading their Villa thread from this point on this evening.

They can all go word removed themselves, frankly. We are worlds above them at the moment and barring a cup draw, we won’t be playing them anytime soon. 

1 hour ago, penguin said:

Probably the last we'll see of Souness.

He comes across as a miserable arsehole and they had to apologise for his "latin" comments earlier.

I heard that and he was awfully quiet after the match. Maybe got a telling off? Can’t think of any other reason he’d be ticked off anyway

1 hour ago, TreeVillan said:

I'm an idiot I turned my stream off at 4-1 as I was too nervous we were gonna blow it... Now I feel like I missed the moon landing. 

I missed the entire second half too. Went for a walk and put airplane mode on. Cannot believe what I’ve seen. Think we’ve finally come out the tunnel after 10 years of rubbish. Well done Smith!

11 hours ago, maqroll said:

Nice to see Sawiris in the stands at Craven Cottage. I like the visage of this guy. Good to have what appears to be competent owners who are strategic and have the funds to build the club back up. 

I wish they'd use this Covid season to rebuild the North Stand and fill in the corners.

Feels like we are up to stay!

Slightly off topic but did you see the wooden seats where he was sat? I said to my old man that’s our billionaire owner sat in a shed of a stadium. Say what you want about everyone wanting to invest in London but our structure is substantially better than a team with a SW postcode. 

2 hours ago, VillaJ100 said:

I'm conflicted about whether id like to see them liquidated, or relegated again and again and again, losing stadium and academy and end up down in the pritt stick league division 2 central

13 hours ago, Wainy316 said:

Inagine this being your existence, absolutely **** tragic....

https://www.smallheathalliance.com/read.php?1,2916921
 

I went against my better instincts and clicked on the link. First thing I saw was a topic titled “if you was a Zulu.” Immediately closed the tab, cleared my data/cache, threw my phone in a bucket of bleach, sawed my hand off and poked my eyes out. I’m good now. 

58 minutes ago, useless said:

I thought Forest and Derby might do well this season... Having lost their first two Derby have now just conceded three goals in four minutes against Blackburn.

They’ve been shocking. There’s definitely trouble afoot at that club I think. Shame because I do like Derby, have some great friends from there and for Rams Die Hards they’re good blokes! 

Farcical. Then again, Brighton had the chances and didn’t score them  

On 21/09/2020 at 15:22, JamieZ said:

I'm a big fan of the away. Sharp.

SIGN HER UP! 

On 12/09/2020 at 12:28, avfcDJ said:

Bournemouth, Norwich and Forest

Still think Forest @avfcDJ

4 hours ago, Andy81 said:

This was it:

 

Aren’t they suppose to have a dump button for these. Something tells me they may discuss reintroducing that in the control room . . . 

2 minutes ago, VillaChris said:

How we did it v Arsenal was the template, get an early goal and then defend deep. Arsenal hardly had anything bar the header off the post while we had some good chances on counter attack late on in that game.

Hopefully that's how we'll play the top 6 from now on rather than tryint to out attack them for some reason.

I agree. Hopefully the new additions will add a different dimension too! 

Just now, sne said:

With me living in Sweden I've yet to meet a person who supports Small Heath in my life so even thou I've always supported Villa I've never really cared about them  .

Disliked Arsenal Manure and Liverpool since I was a kid thou.

Swedish people are far too beautiful to support Small Heath

Just now, sne said:

Manure are ridiculously jammy. That's the 4th time Brighton hit the woodwork, could have had one or 2 red cards and at least another penalty against them as well.

Can’t stand them. They’re on a par with Small Heath or me.