SuperTed

No card for Hjoberg?

This ref is a helmet man, honestly 

Daddy’s Nas and Wes are in. Be still my beating heart!

I actually cannot stand that carpet tongued, bag of felch leavings. 

Just now, VillaAlex said:

Classic mouth dribbling Leeds fan. Small Heath of the north.

Now now. We don’t know that he wasn’t a well educated gentleman protesting the horrors of the Saudi regime . . .

7 minutes ago, TheAuthority said:

What was he taking about?

I think it was how when he was Forest manager he convinced their current captain to stay at the club. 

1 hour ago, Follyfoot said:

I would imagine it is a fairly incestuous relationship as well, subject to getting her lubed up enough, the dry old prune , I would imagine it is like sandpaper

Just tuned into Sky and heard the voice of Martin O’Neil saying “to my eternal credit, he stayed at the club.” The bloke truly is an egotistical rocket polisher. 

Heheheheheheeeeee. 

15 minutes ago, Genie said:

It’s difficult to predict. Mr Pincher will stand as independent I assume. His most loyal supporters will then split with who the Tories put against him. Could be an open goal for Labour. 

Bottom Pincher has said he won’t be standing again. Still happy to claim his salary until next May though despite the fact he’s figuratively gone underground. 

5 hours ago, Genie said:

A bad day for the Tories in the usually blue Tamworth

LOCAL ELECTION RESULTS

️Conservatives LOSE OVERALL CONTROL IN TAMWORTH️

Results by Wards for the local election in Tamworth.

Amington - Labour Win
Belgrave - Labour Win
Bolehall - Labour Hold
Castle - Labour Win
Glascote - Labour Win
Mercian - Labour Win
Spital - Labour Win
Stonydelph - Conservative Hold
Trinity - Conservative Hold (just)
Wilnecote - Labour Win

Woo, I fall under the Castle area and am well chuffed with that. 
 

Sadly I think it’ll remain a Tory seat overall in the General Election next year, it’s always been a strong Conservative majority round here. 

37 minutes ago, VillaChris said:

I wondered that but it's of course to protect lower league attendances and all regular non league seasons have finished and Championship and leagues 1 and 2 are finishing their seasons on Sunday and Monday.

Ah I see, thanks for clarifying Chris!

All the same, my point stands. A Midlands derby can’t be televised instead? Bloody City! 

Just seen that their game against Leeds is being televised at 3 on Saturday!

I thought there was a law against PL games being shown on Saturday afternoon? Typical that they’re the first team to be given it! 

On 01/05/2023 at 16:56, calcifer said:

Someone has the same toilet aiming issues

Ah, fell for that hook, line and floater

On 28/04/2023 at 11:08, NurembergVillan said:

Random thought, but if you had a big hole in the palm of your hand, would you try it?

Think it’s time to use this image again . . . . 
 

18 hours ago, calcifer said:

Think he works at my place  

Wait, what? The guy who painted the toilet!? Someone actually admitted to doing that?

How that big nosed charlatan picks Dier over Mings and Konsa every time, I’ll never know. 

2 minutes ago, MrBlack said:

Lol. Mcmanaman defending Gerrard and calling Traore's reasons for not preforming under him excuses.

Erm, he didn't play him,  he played whatever shit version of football he called it, and then sent him to Turkey... but yeah, excuses

Phlegm merchant defending phlegm merchant. Quelle supriseeee.

Any chance of a late recall for Wes so we can bring him on for a nice little reckoning? 

Love Neville slating Martinelli for doing that when his best mate carpet tongue Harry does it every effing week!

1 minute ago, Davkaus said:

Who was it talking about "calamity" Mings earlier? Superb defending

I’ve been his biggest critic in the past to the ire of a few on VillaTalk and I’ll say now he’s England’s best defender on current form